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unknownvideogamer
This is one of those games everyone talks about is really good and then you play it and wonder what people were talking about. It feels incredibly clunky, just absolutely chock full of dialogue/text explanations and so many parts make no sense (like the planning stage, maybe later in the game it makes sense), and the constant pop ups "You aren't using more than 70% of your supplies" when you can't even use 70% of your supplies since the game gives you like 1 +35 supply object and a vehicle to add and no other choices. I just don't get this game at all and the AI art and voices are incredibly distracting.
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never ever register
oh no the artwork and voices are distracting your teeny tiny brain from comprehending all this other information

i'm pretty sure all those people talking about it have brains to do so with while you're out here roleplaying the bottom of the barrel retard percentage on the internet
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unknownvideogamer
Considering the top review on Steam basically mimics my concerns, I'm pretty comfortable that I'm just better at seeing flaws in video games. Nothing to say to you, go to bed kid.
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Umad?
What a cringe ass comment, bro really said "I'm so different, everybody just don't see the way I do because they're a dumb dumb" unironically. What are you? 17? You're a nobody bruh, game got good enough ratings because they're good and people enjoy them. I bet you sleep at night thinking you're some kind of pariah huh? Cringelord mf.
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XRRoy
Thanks to your comment baiting out those punks, I was able to block them beforehand.
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Parun
Early game is extremely rough then it gets better as your options expand and then it gets stale again.
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Nikolatlox
EARLY ACCESS
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joy007
Man it gets wayy better after you get more squads and vehicles, trust. And if you're bothered by the voices just turn their volume off.
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imsimmin
you complain about too much explanations and also that the game is confusing? did you read the explanations by chance?
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XRRoy
Another indie slop got hyped to the edge of the universe by content creators that does not live up to ANY of their claims.
I've always hated XCOM series for its retarded RNG system where every single shot your soldier fires will largely be a miss, and enemies will always have better luck than you from the get-go, and this game does NOT divert from that same retarded RNG system one bit.

And here's the thing: If your game relies this much on RNG to make the session last longer, that only means the game have fundamental design/balancing issues.

Also, Early Access is NOT an excuse for the game's clunkiness and lack of content.
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vitts
"Early Access is NOT an excuse for the game's clunkiness and lack of content"

do you understand what "early access" means ?
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Fafa12
he's dumb.
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XRRoy
Early Access means your game is FULLY FUNCTIONAL, FREE OF SILLY BUGS/GLITCHES THAT SHOULDN'T EXIST AND HAVE DECENT AMOUNT OF CONTENT.

And a lot of EA titles on Steam right now feels more like tech demo than alpha build of a game - you heard me right, not even in beta stage. Contents are often at bare minimum, and most of them reek with bugs and glitches.

Steam gave them an inch and they'll take it a fucking mile and then some.

However I'm NOT saying ALL Early Access titles are slops. Mech Havoc and Cleared Hot, for example, are OK EA titles that offers decent amount of content (still not enough) without any major glitches or bugs. MENACE, on the other hand... is not so healthy in any way or form.
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Fafa12
Dude, you literally complaining about EA in cracked game site. Are you deadass?
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XRRoy
Quit spitting shit if you can't think of anything constructive.
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Fafa12
Do you need mirror?
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XRRoy
Yes, do bring me a mirror :))
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vitts
and it also seems you have no idea what is alpha build

because early access is access to any pre-release cycle, alpha and pre-alpha included

"Contents are often at bare minimum, and most of them reek with bugs and glitches." - it is essentially alpha
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XRRoy
Heh, I guess someone got you extra convinced that such practice is a valid marketing strategy.
In that case, feel free to get scammed by the practice then. Just don't cry about it when the game leaves early access with tons of bugs and game-breaking glitches, yeah? ;)
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Umad?
Bro really got pissy-wassy over nothing lol
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vitts
do i think they should release pre-alpha builds to early access - absolutly no

im not complaining about technical state of the game before release, especially in this case, because Battle brothers was a real mess in beta, but on release it became one of my favorite games

anyway i never buy ea, thats why im here ;)
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Kardoz
Say you didnt understand his comment without saying it.
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Fruewhu
lol, >D >D >D early acces is BETA with cool name, and yes some games are overhyped to the universe >D i have not played this one lol
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TrustedA Pro Gamer
I think some of you guys misunderstood what this guy said. I think what this guy wanna deliver was, in the past game industry, a game with a early access tag means a game is almost complete with enough content, will leave EA soon after a few more error and trial. But now, a game with EA tag, is more likely a demo, lack of content, full of bugs and other gameplay problems. I think XRRoy was complaining this problem. Undoubtedly, the tag "EA" is overused.
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OneLustfulCount
This one feels so much more repetitive then it's predecessor, Battle Brothers. At least you could travel the map, have all sorts of surprises but in this one you are stuck in the same Solar System, no travel what so ever... The only thing to do is click on a symbol and there you are.

My advice for all of you now is to use some kind of a trainer, either from Fling or WeMod, now Wand, skip the grind and explore as much you can until the final, proper release.
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8Error
Dude, it's 0.66v I'm sure it will get there. It's battle brothers creators, surely they have done it once, they can do it again... Hopefully... <3 01 8
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XRRoy
I sure hope you aren't faithful for nothing, buddy...
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8Error
Nvm, I have bought it and played it for a good while, turns out it's an absolute shovel ware in the making. I have no hope for it. I have given the developers an explanation on how to correct all their flaws, but I doubt a single person from the devs of Battle Brothers are left in that studio. No way they could produce such linear trash. <3 01 8
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Nikolatlox
HAHAHA Dude, it´s an E.A. HAHAHA!
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Parun
Some help for your first picks

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Parun
BTW I rec Rewa over Achilleas, Greekbro is too expensive.
Black woman is great.
Carda has the best growth, and is very cheap which is VERY important.
Tech can shoot a rocket launcher without kneeling down which is amazing because those fucking cars WILL stay out of your shoot range, so of you are already kneeling then you stand up, move, kneel, shoot. that's 100 AP without the move part, which means you won't have the option to shoot sometimes without him.
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TrustedDarksorceress84
pets kitty more diverse characters huh well i guess its all pink on the inside 😈
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Parun
Not really, there are the obligatory darkies, but other than that nothing else. I will just mod out the knickers when there is modding.,
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CHollman82
Disgusting racist trash...
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Parun
Get with the times old man. Racist just means non-suicidal at this point.
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TrustedDarksorceress84
and your a disgusting normie , leave the cat alone theres nothing wrong with hating niggers
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Parun
BTW there is now a mod on nexus to edit your mercs, including switching the picture.

The game needs to cook at least 3 months though
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lol420
how do people who are such huge fucking losers as yourself exist
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TrustedDarksorceress84
whats your point ? 🤣🤡 stay mad faggot , of course leave it a dam queer to have 420 in his brain dead display name
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Ballsonyaface
Conservative
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Poor
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Middle-Age

From context clues I can deduce that you are gross.
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TrustedDarksorceress84
yea i deduce your a fag with that screen name
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RoamingShadows
I like how IGG let's users express themselves. But that negativity is basically attention-seeking. The funny part mostly, is when others talk about ramdom people's sexes like they knew if you were male, female, shark, or all the mentioned lmao. Or funnier still, when they talk about physique. Gotta be pretty dumb to actually get angry at them sorts of comments.
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TrustedDarksorceress84
lol yea they do make me laugh alot in real life , i dont take em seriously i just have fun back at em
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RoamingShadows
At least IGG is not as violent as the mofos at Skidrow & Reloaded. Imagine posting these sort of comments on gaming uploads. These rats are infinite.Uploaded Image
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TrustedDarksorceress84
🤣🤣🤣 hahaha im laughing so hard at those , i havent ever used that website before , but now i wanna go take a peek at those comments lol and omg that laptop i ordered decided to take a country tour lol its now halfway across the country and idk why or if itll get to me lol i had to go back to my aunts house earleir and help her show her again how to use himovies to watch stranger things lol
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Parun
Express opinion, idiots come swarming, wow such negative
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RoamingShadows
Many hate, very lame, much human ignorance and search for attention, WOW. -Kinda hard to believe, but the high percentage of people with moods like that actually have all they need in life, but just never treasure anything. At the end of their days, all they've done is be a hater. So much for leaving this world without regrests, the human lifespan shortens from being negative and frustrating yourself over things in vain.Uploaded Image
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never ever register
he got the female part wrong though
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TrustedDarksorceress84
lmao he got most of it wrong , 84 is my basketball jersey number im just 26 im a liberal but he got the bigot gamer and racist parts right
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sstranger
You are a detriment to this site, with your bigoted bullshit. The mods should delete you, before your trash attitude spreads further. Your parents should have deleted you, and themselves, clearly, since they suck at parenting. So for now, STFU, you worthless pleb.
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Parun
Show us your contributions then. I'm waiting.
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RoamingShadows
You ok there bud? In times of need, remember you can talk to your Waifus and tell them your problems. Maybe getting blessed in the process. Uploaded Image
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TrustedDarksorceress84
tell me your a pissed off 12 yr who plays cod without telling me your a pissed off 12 yr who plays cod and calls everyone a nigger in the lobby
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RoamingShadows
Completely outta the blue bud, but was looking for any of your posts to comment the following. Seems we broke Youtube's comment reply limits, lmao. After your last reply, I wrote a lot of stuff as well but now I saw it was not posted days later lol. In any case, I don't remember everything I wrote back then, but did you manage to get past the beginning of Sex Please? I honestly got the hand of it asap, you click on stuff with E, F, click like most first-person games. There should be a setting for that on the menu as well? Anyhow, just know that if I heart your comments on YT and don't reply back it's possibly because it's not going through lol. Those were some inZane comment chains after all! Getting along so well with someone may have it's consequences! This is what GOOGLE said: Yes, YouTube has limitations on comment replies, typically capping them around 500 to 750 per comment thread, though some users report threads occasionally exceeding this before locking. There is a daily limit of 500 comments per user account. Additionally, individual comments are limited to 10,000 characters. Uploaded Image
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TrustedDarksorceress84
lol its ok i figured you was just busy , thanks ill try it again , i been looking for another laptop , a slightly older one with a rtx 2060 i think can run most of the games i play since i dont rly play many newer triple a games , i found one a dell xps 17 but it got alot of bad reviews so idk about it , i was just going to look for some actual gaming laptops cheap as possible , been checking ebay found some good deals lately on there today , my aunt ask me to help her find a tablet also , the laptop i got now has been overheating when i try and play sex please lol and haha yea we totally ran the youtube comments to the limit , have to start us another thread there lol you think a rtx 2060 laptop with 16 gb of ram is worth 350 ?
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RoamingShadows
RTX2060 is certainly something decent I wish I could get my hands on tbh, pretty much way better than my setup ngl. If my GT1030 i7 can run even Final Fantasy VII Remake, then that one should run even better titles. When in doubt, just search the performance on YT! Honestly that version can run Silent Hill 2 remake waaay better when I'm playing it a max pro ultra low, lmao. Here's a vid as example for many games https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMtj85UUl4 -And here's my SH2 preview vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NcGjPgQNsM&t=3291s -Lmao yeah, we're unstoppable on comment chains until they stop us lol. Overheating on Sex Please is wild, considering my GPU was at 40 back then. But yeah, low-end laptops can't take that much compared to desktop PCs.
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TrustedDarksorceress84
haha we sure are till the comment chain hits its limit , and yea haha my laptop was burning up running sex please , i had to turn it off before it shut down from overheating and i was prolly getting 20 fps or so , it was stuttering , so i made the guy a offer last night of 350 he countered with 400 and i took it after siting there for a hour thinking it over lol and talking with chatgpt to hype me up into buying it lol i know its not alot of money to most ppl but it is me lol , finally replace my dell latitude e7974 from 2016 , im one of those ppl who hates spending money idk why , my bro and sisters arent like that , they blow money like they got a endless supply even if they only got a few hundred while im over here trying to talk ppl down on games at yard sales lol i spent 3 days last week before i decided to buy a used $13.95 phone case on ebay lol oh well itll be alot better than the laptop i got now that lags when i try to open file explorer while im running any program
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RoamingShadows
Man, those are quite some technical issues on your side ngl. I honestly thought your PC ran better than mine. I was surprised Sex Please ran at 60 or more FPS throughout the whole game. Most of the time I'm not so sure Unity-based games will run that smoothly. Yeah, I'm one to save most of my money for the future. But when it's about games or gacha skins I rage fr. Aftter all, some are limited-time purchases. So, to sum it up did you get a better setup now? Kinda confused ngl.Uploaded Image
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TrustedDarksorceress84
oh yea alot better than my dell latitude e7470 lol , i have my desktop with a rtx 3090 but lately it started black screening when i launch games like fallout 4 on it and just saying something about theres no signal , so i started using my laptop the one from 2016 to try and game on , but it overheats easily so i was just buying another laptop meant for gaming , itll behere by saturday im looking forward to getting it and getting back to games until i can figure out the desktop one , its been so warm lately im loving it best febuary ever , its actually going to be 76 next week lol , spring has really come early and its so nice , so what u been playing lately ? i wanna go back and try koikatsu and install all the illusion games like honey select again and try em with some new cards , also wanna try dispatch and a couple more , what you been playing lately ? sure wish i had the money to go on a nice week long vacation , i havent been on a vacation in yrs , i went to tennessee monday but everything was closed , also i just made a cute pic of samus as a catgirl , hope you like her Uploaded Image
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RoamingShadows
Metroid Nyaaaa Prime! Maybe you should get a desktop PC, although laptops are great on the go. Not for me tho, my country is dangerous af once you touch grass. I recommend you get a PC with decent ventilation, RTX3000 series is preety peak, but to go through all that overheating feels lame. Zamn, that's cool. While I haven't had any vacations (and technically I prefer being at home), my family visited from the states some days back. After 15 years or so, this was quite a shocking surprise. Even met one of my two lil' sisters which was born over there years after I moved. Gaming? Sheesh, I'm playing a lot. Always uploading something new to the channel, and trying stuff from IGG, seeing if I buy them or not. Having a hard time focusing on what to upload tho. There's a lot of games I want to finish, but can't balance my agenda right. We'll see, eventually I either get hyped with one particular game, or try them and drop or buy them on Steam for emergencies. Tried offline mode on Steam, and it's dope. Uploaded Image
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TrustedDarksorceress84
thats cool i havent seen my sister but once each in the last 15 yrs or more , one of them visited like 2 yrs ago for a couple days then went back to indiana and the other visited once like 3 + yrs ago , but thats the first i seen her since like 2004 or so when her and her husband come out from arizona , saying they needed a new car cause theyres had a bad transmission or something so my daddy pawned the title to his tractor , the ones he uses for work and bought her a car at a auction for like 5 k , then she said shed pay him back and a coupe days later left to go back to arizona and then blocked his number and changed her phone number and we didnt hear from her again for like 10 yrs and he almost lost his tractor cause he barely was ale to get it paid back off since she didnt pay him back , so my other sister gave my daddy the new number for my sister that owed us money and my daddy called her just to talk with her and she got mad ask him how she got her new number and then she called my other sister and cussed her out lol then she actually come to visit again after all that a few yrs ago , didnt ever mention anything about paying us back , i got weird sisters , ones a waifu tho long hair big tits skinny , shes more like a stranger though since i only been around em a handful of times in my whole life , they were already moved out when i was born and had theyre own lives etc and always lived in other states so i dont even really see them as sisters , i woudnt mind buying a game on steam but i did that once back in 2015 or so skyrim se , and then it got update after update and i had no idea what to do , each update that it got broke my mod setup , so i havent bought a game from them since

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Kaiba296
hi can i ask did you update to the "alien update patch" in august 20?
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Kaiba296
i thought that was only for request new game? request update need to be in the game post?
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Shinji
Yes. Upload, re-upload and update.
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Prof
Not bad, but it needs a few updates
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Kaiba296
can you update the game to 0.7.8 please? thank you
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vekkq
who thought that 2 pixel-high hp bars are readable.
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joy007
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This is what shows up when I open the game and I only see the title screen. Anybody knows a fix?
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TrustedHelperVIPCraxton
visual c runtime library -install an all in one from techpowerup and see if that resolves your issue.
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joy007
Nope, I ran it as administrator and it fixed it. I was lwk confused cus I never had this.
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erikhale
it mostly likely you got corrupt game data just redownload the game and try again if this don't work then sorry not much i can do
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Frag
1.0 Release next year?
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Pikkun
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Nikolatlox
Thanks!
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Kaiba296
thank you for the update
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nobodysfree
Thanks for updating this game to the latest version last check(May 25th 2026)
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Kaiba296
can someone tell me when was this game update in here? my dumbass forgot to note the patch in the folder
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Patch Man
I think you can check the patch version of your currently installed instance of the game in the main menu
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Kaiba296
oh yeah now i saw that, tks man
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sense-san
If you like XCOM's Long War mod or Terra Invicta then you would like this game because the amount of planning youre going to do is massive. This isn't an instant fun game but if you like on making spreadsheets to plan your builds then this game would be fun for you.

That is to say that this game is a niche and it isn't for everyone even ones that like XCOM clones.