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I'm not that old
Wow that old borin' gramps become Ikemen
And somenone say about quality??
Fukken download!!!!
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Rob Conner
Show some respect! That "old boring gramps" shared with the World, the exciting flavor of his eleven herbs and spices which is loved by all (Except his competitors). LOL!
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BTW - I like your username. You "Say it like it is".
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Rob Conner
I'm playing this on my laptop at the beach while wearing my matching KFC crocs! Psyche! Just kidding~! But the KFC crocs are real and they do smell like KFC chicken! See here. Brand awareness is why KFC is the most recognized Fried Chicken franchise in the World!
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I wonder what's next? Perhaps a KFC brand of disposable diapers, so when you try to check a baby's diaper to determine whether it needs changing, all you'll encounter is the wonderful smell of KFC chicken instead!
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Goth Rei Ayanami
Utter nonsense! They would never do something useless like that. How dare ye?!

....They would make a gaming console first!

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Rob Conner
Arrgh!!! You've "Beaten me to the punch"! LOL~!
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Actually, I had read the article about this concept game console (It's more of a gaming PC than a game console) a while back last year on "Man of Many" magazine but chucked it away in one of my email's archive folders and forgot about it until just an hour ago (Maybe I am getting old. Oh well, nobody [physically] lives forever). It has a built-in mini oven to re-heat and keep your KFC chicken warm - Really. No shit, peeps!

The "Man of Many" article from a year ago is here. More info is available on Wikipedia with specs here and on Cooler Master here. Before any hard core gamers get a "hard on", the console is not scheduled for production or release as of this date. The prototype is only a "proof of concept" - Maybe Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos will "acquire" it for Christmas since they're probably the only two that can afford to "Broker a deal" to persuade the KFC exes to sell the only working prototype in the World.
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BTW - If that's still not enough to "Fill" anybody's appetite for information about KFC brand marketing, there's also a concept, custom built "KFC arcade machine" that MAME lovers will crave! See article here! That should fill up anyone's appetite/thirst for knowledge!
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ArmorBlanche
You see this people, THIS is a quality game which brings you so much at no cost at all, unlike all those AAA titles nowadays. Don't believe me, check out this review by Silver Skaih:
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ArmorBlanche
Also no sex scenes, so completely safe for work.
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fiju
so, no colonel sanders and sexy male stripper dance?
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ArmorBlanche
nah, just colonel sanders and sexy fried chicken.
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JimJones
Yes, you're absolutely right. It's oozing with quality.
And the fact that it's free makes it even higher quality.
Maybe my boyfriend will allow me to play it on his computer..
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Chuck The Cryptid Hunter
Oh my god it's finally here. Okay old man Markiplier, here we go!
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Benchmark Gamerz
I Love You, Colonel Sanders Dating Simulator - Intel UHD 770 - i5 13600K (Low budget gpu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlM9piKShi0