Is this the joytick they're talking about ?

Do not play this game without the 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system! You will regret it!

Bro, what in Morgan Freeman's name is this sales pitch trying to convey to me?

(Googles game controller...)

Didnt know seggs ed is part of tutoring nowadays, where'd i sign up?