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King Zoe
This game is hilarious. It shouldn't be.
I could talk about the technical difficulties all day. the text skipping, sudden stop of voice acting, the typos...
this game looks like it was made on an android by two computer science dropouts. however, my main problem with this game is the idea itself and the execution. just to be clear, you don't actually 'heal Hitler, you listen to him boo-hoo about his father the whole game while jerking off to his mom. basic Freudian stuff.
there is no history, no real background, nothing. the developers talk about people 'dehumanizing' Hitler. this shitty game made me see him as even less of a human.
why was this game made? it certainly wasn't some kind of a passion. if it was, it wouldn't be a 15-minute game with sloppy gameplay & developing and even more sloppy storytelling.
even if the developers' intentions were good, they knew what they were putting themselves into. if the goal was to make people see Hitler as a human being who we should feel bad for, then this is not the way to do it. I'm not sure if the developers meant for their game to spread neo-Nazi ideology, but either way, they did it. the game made me feel less like understanding the psyche of Hitler, and more like trying to make me feel softer towards him and guilt-tripping me into feeling bad.
in the end, I think in this game we dive into the mind of the developer more than we dive into the mind of Hitler.
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heyheyhey
i hit space a thousand times and skipped everything and hitler left politics 10/10
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jeretto89
Here we go again, more of the evil hitler garbage. Do not believe the official mainstream Hitler narrative people, do your own research. Hitler was not fighting for world domination
but was fighting to save his country and the rest of Europe from the Bolsheviks.
Think about it people, everything you have ever been told about him has come from the same jewish mainstream media. It is all zionist propaganda.
Good place to start for the truth is Europa the Last Battle documentary
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WithAStick AngryWhiteMan
That's why they also called Trump as Hitler. Because Trump wants defend his nation. Anyway, Hitler wasn't that smart, He attacked Russia without try to gain Russian people's heart. Communists stoln Russian land, wealth and murdered people, If Germans gave back land to normal people and let Russian people punish communists for revenge, A hell lot of Russian people would have side with Germans. Germans looked down upon us, they didn't even bother to explain anything.
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PRINNY X
FUCK HITLER
for not getting rid the JEWS
AND FUCK JEWS
for getting rid JESUS
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Liulfr
You should thank the Jews for killing Jesus. There wouldn't have been much of a sacrifice if Jesus had died of heart failure or if he jumped off a cliff.
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WithAStick AngryWhiteMan
The best way to ruin name is not heavily punish him, but deceive him into shameful normal crimes. If he is to die, he dies for reasons like refused to pay money of Prostitutes and got killed by pimps. ^__^ The Romans were honorable people after all, they can not do that.
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Liulfr
Right, the Romans were honorable people, hahahaha! Jesus was a fictional character created by them through an amalgamation of pagan myths.
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Asshole Dilator
Dude, you're a porn addict, why are you going around, acting like you knew something about anything ? Stop being delusional.
The fact you think Jesus was a fictional character says a lot about the damages porn has done to your brain.
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PoopyPants
Duh damige bain duh
TRUMP 2020!!! Duh
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Liulfr
I haven't watched porn in years and yes, he was a fictional character. None of what he did seems remotely realistic.
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Asshole Dilator
No serious historian would consider your opinion realistic, because you probably made your mind by playing some porn game. There's no evidence to back that claim up.
You're also a liar, and a very bad one, you literally threw a tantrum because some hentai crap got deleted and then blamed religion for it... Your unability to get laid really ate your brain away.
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Liulfr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmEScIUcvz0
And name one thing I have ever lied about. Your entire religion was based upon lie after lie and it's pretty sad that you cannot accept that but instead get butthurt over any criticism over your beloved fictional savior who was nothing but a Leftist socialist revolutionary, even if he did exist.
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Liulfr
Inability.
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Th3Expl0Rer
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Jean Jean
rrrrrrright...??
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WithAStick AngryWhiteMan
It was you Americans killed Hitler, so? anyway Jewsus was a Jew and the most succeeful liar in history LOL
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Asshole Dilator
Then you should take exemple from him, I mean unlike you he had some success in life LOL
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WithAStick AngryWhiteMan
Hey! But i remembered Hitler was a big Weeaboo in his teen age, at least i'm loyal to western culture >_<
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WithAStick AngryWhiteMan
Yes yes, unlike you too, His country still means something to him and he dead for his people. I'm so glad you named that fail hero with me this worthless humble one hehehe and very sad for i don't have a chance to die meaningfully for my fellow people
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Asshole Dilator
You didn't even understand what I was on about, isn't it ? Well, that isn't suprising considering you don't even know how to write in english properly.
You're certainly loyal to some uncivilised african's tribe IQ.
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PoopyPants
Says the weirdo typing comments on obscure porn games xD
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WithAStick AngryWhiteMan
You are insane bro! Why do you look down Afirican tribe men? Perhaps some Itaians used to agree with you, do you know what happened on them later in Ethiopia against Local "uncivilised african's tribes"? Bruh, never mind, You are so prejudge & rude that is not a good signal for your degree of IQ & civilization, I also doublt your character, trible men never entered your nation to hurt you. I hope you could be happier because blind hatred has already made you full of sh***t. Believe or not, you have no match to both Nazis or back triblemen, You are pain stupid & silly >_<. So please leave me alone, find yourself a true communist moron to make friend with ^_^
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PRINNY X
taiwan is a country and number 1
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WithAStick AngryWhiteMan
Californian people are even more interest after they moved in tent cities near venice beach ^__^ Maybe join China is not that bad an idea after all?
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PRINNY X
Tiananmen Square 1989
Winnie The Pooh
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WithAStick AngryWhiteMan
Gooda one! XD That is too old. How about Covid 19 released by Wuhan P4 Virus Lab? It is still burning our butts.
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Bloodeagle
hitler killed hilter...
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panasane
that's what they want you to think
The body could not be identified through modern DNA shit
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lel memster
Jesus was a jew lol
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Liulfr
Just think, these methods could be used to prevent any potential dictator from rising to power. They just need to talk about their feelings.
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Ryoga Hibiki
I'mma let you finish, but Double Hitler is the best dictator game of all time.
https://www.alphabetagamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/double-hitler-game.gif
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Captain Wet Beard
"cultural Marxism" isn't even Marxism, Marx was an economist and had no interest in the social sphere. These people call themselves Marxists, but they're actually Trots. There's a reason Stalin had Trotsky savagely killed with a tiny boy scout pickaxe, his ideology is nothing but bullshit revisionism. Don't get me wrong I'm no fan of Marxism, I just think it's funny that they can't even manage to be Marxists right lol.
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Captain Wet Beard
I'm American, and very aware of what you're saying. The biggest problem is that the same handful of oligarchs fund both parties. imo the Republicans are better in effect, but that's mostly because there's more resistance when they try to do corrupt things vs when the Dems do the exact same corrupt things. Change won't come from the ballot box, especially since the elections have been rigged for basically our entire history, but anyone organizing for a more effective solution will get infiltrated by feds, arrested, and used as justification for even harsher crackdowns on freedom. We live in an Orwellian nightmare, and all we can do is make the best of it if I'm being honest.
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James Logan
Well mister Hitler, there are a lot of things to improve:
DO NOT INVADE the Soviet Union. ...
Don't cancel the experimental weaponry programs. ...
Get out of your head the order to “never withdraw” ...
The Me-262 is a fighter not a bomber
get the lazy women working in the factories. (The US did) ...
Save the United States for the very end
With that I expect most your problems will be gone.
hahahahaha
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Mitaka Kotsuka
Do not firm the Molotoc-Ribbentrop.
Wait for the USSR to invade Poland.
Counter invade climing you are helping Polish.
Get rewarded with Danzing.
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WithAStick AngryWhiteMan
The biggest mistake was choose Italians as allies, LOL! Italian army can not even defeat African tribe people. Also if Japanese attacked USSR with full strength, Germany and Japan had won ww2 already
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hilter
i approve, however i do not approve of my comment being removed, besides my name is HILTER not HITLER dear moderator
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Ágvégződés
Take it easy Dickie old chum!
I'm sorry Mr. Johnson, he's a bit on edge. He hasn't slept since 1945.
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Dorothy
Shut up, Hitler. You're not fooling anyone. We all know you fled to Argentina.
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Jean Jean
yeah !
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Teresa of The Faint Smile
I always get the irl ending, how do I get the good ending?
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Nicklas Jonsrud
Real ending is best ending.
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kobelee
The hell? FUCK HITLER and those who follow his "teachings".
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James Logan
He shall be healed... god wills it... hahahaha
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qurpla
How do I heal cyanide?
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EretsofBalo
This is the dumbest thing I've read on the internet today, and that says a lot!
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PRINNY X
not an argument
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YourLocalAntifascist
Nice pivot to whataboutism, snowflake.
NSDAP was socialist the same way the DPRK is democratic.
Nazis never were socialist and never will be, doesn't matter how hard you all shitheads will try. They never got rid of private property (there still were private companies and factories, there still were capitalism), there never was a democratization of workplaces, but they however got rid of workes union (they delegalize workes unions and created DAF, a state-controlled labor union), they genocide social democrats, communists, anarchists even before they started killing jews.
Reading your comments makes me wonder if you really don't know anything about fascism but still write so f- stupid bs. Fuck dems, but the dems never tried to make a coup to give power to some orangefaced crybaby wannabe emperor fashy, my dude. Idk get some help, educate yourself or something.
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Szythepirate
someone put madness from fnf over this
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MRlongerfinger
IMAGINE, you ask to your friend. hey bro lets play HEAL HITLER?
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Iale Idioma
oh boi the comments, good job lads had a good laugh
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CaesarCzech
A normal mod that facepalms and laughs instead of going on control freak spree ? where could one leanr such power ?
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Sotter Pappaioannou
Meh.
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TOP Games GamePlay
full game - I did not cure :-)
https://youtu.be/O-lTtN0zSAM
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Niel Ivarez
😂
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Chronofox
Plenty of healing right here.
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MRlongerfinger
its the game gameplay?
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Beanie
What movie is this?
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Chronofox
Inglorious Basterds.
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EretsofBalo
Your post has pissed off exactly one Nazi so far.
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Lou Bannister
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WithAStick AngryWhiteMan
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Jason Bowen
Sad thing that is a real picture which is why his Deplorables still support their cult leader.
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panasane
hitler? more like basedler
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☕️ Stephanie Bogard 🇮🇹
😂
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Mitaka Kotsuka
hahahahahahaha
Yeah.... sure...
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kobelee
You're a dumb ass.
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Captain Wet Beard
This seems worth a playthrough
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applepiepudding
watching a gameplay.. and the intro the creators say that by demonizing hitler.. and fail to see him as a human too.. we are doomed to repeat history if we don't know what to look for.. and seeing whats going on now.. i'm seeing plenty of mini hitlers- maybe even worse being created infront of our eyes..
what makes them worse is that they really are parading as the saviors of the world.
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Captain Wet Beard
Based, if you replace "white" with "Jewish" then what they say is indistinguishable from Nazi propaganda
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applepiepudding
exactly.. i think people have to realize.. everything starts to become the same thing if you can't see people as people..
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Amr enawy
look down the comments it's a party down there.
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Captain Wet Beard
The US has been in around 7 or 8 hot wars for decades, but it's easy to forget since western nations don't see the consequences of that military aggression in their day to day lives.
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Misan tropo
If Hitler did nothing wrong, what the fuck do you call invading Russia in the middle of the winter and falling for the same shit Napoleon did?
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Mitaka Kotsuka
September is not middle winter... at least not in Europe
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WithAStick AngryWhiteMan
Russians are just people, we can be defeated totally. Back in history, The Poles, The Ukrainians, The mongols all defeated us in winter. Especially mongols enslaved us for 400+ years. Hitler's fault was simple, He picked up a level 32 boss to fight as a level 7 new player himself. Also he didn't try to conquer people's hearts, Russians hate communists that murdered people and stole people's land. If Germans returned land to normal people, they should have gained Russian's support.
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Endless Strata
If Hitler did nothing wrong, how come there are still jews alive today?
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Amr enawy
It's a game.
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iChemAndrew
Yeah, just like how the "Holy Roman Empire" was both especially holy and based in Rome, right? I mean, that clearly makes MUCH more sense than it simply being a political power wishing to give itself a name that was both appealing to the people it wanted to conquer and flattering to itself. That Hitler was a "leftist" also fully explains why, even before he started rounded up the Jews, the first people sent to the concentration camps were actual socialists and communist organizers.
Hitler himself spends some time talking about why he chose the name "Socialist" in Mein Kampf. His reasoning boiled down to (I'm paraphrasing here) "I'm an ethno-populist and, and if you think about it, that is about society, so I'm a socialist". Other party members were more clear in their private writing about the cynicism of the name choice: they called themselves socialists because it had become a popular termed used by the down-trodden to organize in their day, and they wanted to steal that thunder.
The argument is dumb enough, repeated often enough, and refuted so many times that even the laziest fool knows it is bunk, so the insult is earned. After events in both American and the world in general over the last 5 or so years, I am no longer so forgiving of the ignorant. I now believe the consciously want to repeat history.
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iChemAndrew
ah, the good old, mentally handicapped, "socialism is leftist, and therefore any group of people who call themselves that must be leftists, despite everything else they say and do" argument. I love that one.
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▲Dafty▲
Let me guess. You're the type of person that think "Fascist" mean "Extrem Right Racist" right ?
Dumbass. :)
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iChemAndrew
To the extent that any political philosophy believes in totalitarianism and authoritarianism, I would call them "right wing". That includes Maoist China and Stalinist Russia as well as Fascists and National Socialists. The Left is anti-monarchist to the core, that is, after all, the origin of the term. It irritates me that people keep trying to make up new definitions for it that include forms of monarchism just so they can appeal to anti-establishment types.
If your feelings are hurt that I despise your particular favorite form of monarchism, well, I'm not sorry.
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Tomato
"Mr. Adolf, if you are to heal, you will have to rethink your ways"
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Beanie
he's trying to get the last slice of pizza.
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Niel Ivarez
Game description: "You are Hitler’s psychologist in 1925."
I already know I am about to do a fantastic job in these therapy sessions.
Good ending, guaranteed!
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MRlongerfinger
therapy after it you who will need a therapy
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suomainen
"...He is not. He is Czech..."
What a stupid argument. Of course there are no czech right extremists. I mean there weren't right extremists in GDR.......wait, what?
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Mateusz Wrycz-Rekowski
They were as socialist as modern china is communist.
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JorgeC
https://www.adweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/hitler-meme-jojo-rabbit-hed-page-2019-600x315.jpg
Now, let's me say what is happening.
Hittle was a murder and he killed (with his action) lots of people. However, the winners of that war were not the best of the crop, they also killed (and they are still killing) people for money, power or pleasure. So, some people are start wondering about Hitler and if Hitler is THAT evil as everybody say or he is one of the bunch.
I hope the real wars could be fight virtually and left us in peace.
IN ANY CASE, HITLER IS A GUY OF THE PAST.
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iChemAndrew
"Many people die in war. But everybody dies anyway. Therefore, many people are starting to wonder if war is really that bad. Anyway, wars are in the past, so why bother saying they are bad anyway?"
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Niel Ivarez
That's the real hazard of war. No matter which side wins the war on the surface, the people will always lose in the end.
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Chopu-chopu
He is Czech, and Hitler murdered tens of thousands of his ancestors
So... When he started killing them? I really don't think you could kill tens of thousands of someone's ancestors just in few years...
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Yyy
but, can I Play as male, female, or nonbinary; gay, straight, aromantic, or polyamorous?
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✠ | JadeusTibedes | ✠
This is as long as my shopping list every month
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😈Crazy Minority 😘
It is quite interesting.Cant say i wanna play this game,but i get the developers mindset/thoughts.Something,often talked/discussed with friends(lifechanging circumstances).🤔🤓
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Rick Sanchez
uh, yeah, no, I-I hate the therapist more. At least hitler cured cancer i-in the different burp dimension.
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☕️ Stephanie Bogard 🇮🇹
This is why he needed a therapist : he saw his gas bill...
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El oso del acoso sexual
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▲Dafty▲
Don't mind me I'm just here to check the shitpost and lefties' rage coment
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Niel Ivarez
Yesss. Chickler looks much better now.
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▲Dafty▲
HOW DARE YOU MODIFY SUCH A CUTIE ????
REEEEEEEEEEE
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MRlongerfinger
how she do a war scream? looks like how shnyaaa OwO or what?
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Itsuka Komine ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ
insert tsundere quote of hitler here
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joza kozA
Hitler-chan: Give me Sudateland!
You: NO.
Hitler-chan: Baka!
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☕️ Stephanie Bogard 🇮🇹
And I'm here only for the memes!😂
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everyone get your asses up and sing the führer's anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQedw5HRZ00&ab_channel=wptaimuty
SIEG HEIL
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😈Crazy Minority 😘
"right in his...... Face"sings.lalala tralala.
Yeah i like it😂🤖🤓
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darko
i don t think he deserves healing my mahn.
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Chris Muster
You probably thought you were making a smart, enlightened comment, but this game is set in 1925. So now think again what fixing Hitler in that time would have achieved. If you can't, google when Hitler came to power and WW2 started.
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Niel Ivarez
I mean ... there is no plausible way you could be healing him regardless. My man was already down to 'one ball' for whatever reason (sources are conflicted on the reason) and based on the fact that most therapy methods of the era were probably rooted in Freudian psychoanalysis ... well, he was already a lost cause.
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▲Dafty▲
Who knows, maybe if we gave him some Art Jobs things would have turned out differently.
After all, certain others characters that did the war and were also versed into art didn't became an Emperor of a new Reich but turned great Art Teacher.
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Niel Ivarez
Funny you brought up "art jobs" 😅

You see what I mean when I say a "lost cause".
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▲Dafty▲
N... No ?
Like are you implying christian are a lost cause or does the joke fly over my head ?
If anything this picture show what I meant x)
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Niel Ivarez
There was no joke here. This is one of the many paintings, painted by the man.
It simply means, Hitler was already deeply embedded into artistic projects. He was a very capable painter and he had a penchant for all sorts of music, Russian and other music included.
Thing is, by the time WWI ended, circa 1918, he was already baked into a radical ideologue which held the unshakable belief of "one true race, one true nation".
Now, how do you deal with that in a therapy session? You brought up "art jobs" as an example. However, the problem is, the guy is already doing all that stuff. His mental baseline for a deranged mind is different from other everyday deranged people ... if that makes sense. He is already doing a wide range of therapeutic activities and yet managed to live a coherent life alongside his world domination tendencies. How do you heal someone who deep down already feels balanced?
Your job as a therapist here is a tricky one and you're most likely going to fail. And to be honest, I think this unavoidable impending doom is entire point of the game.
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▲Dafty▲
Well I know all that (I studied a lot of WW2 and Hitler personna severals years ago) so yeah I'm aware of all that.
My post/joke was reffering another painter that also did the war (the vietnam war, tho' of course he wasn't as deep in the war as Hitler was during WW1), Bob Ross. And Bob, after leaving the army after the Vietnam War, converted himself into Painting and end up having a show we all know.
Of course the comparison is a bit far stretched since the personnality are greatly different (but hey that was a joke post, not a serious answer into a serious debate into a serious exchange about the psychology of War Leaders right ?), but the idea was that we got other people that did the war and was versed into Art and turned out good, so maybe (again a jokingly "maybe" that nobody would ever know if it would have worked) if Hitler had a job in the Art industry, maaaaaybe he would have turned out good.
He was deranged for sure, I mean no balanced person end up beeing the chief of a war nation, but who knows it could have helped mitigate his temper and avoid some things to happen.
I hear you that he still painted even during his "crusade" so technically we could assume it wouldn't have worked at all, but I've seen some sh!t that art could provokes when it's shared instead of pushed down.
But again, take the whole idea as a joke, just like the title and concept of the game is : )
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Niel Ivarez
There was no joke here. This is one of many paintings, painted by the man.
It simply means, Hitler was already deeply embedded into artistic projects. He was a very capable painter and he had a penchant for all sorts of music, Russian and Jewish music included.
Thing is, by the time WWI ended, circa 1918, he was already baked into a radical ideologue which held the unshakable belief of "one true race, one true nation".
Now, how do you deal with that in a therapy session? You brought up "art jobs" as an example. However, the problem is, the guy is already doing all that stuff. His mental baseline for a deranged mind is different from other everyday deranged people ... if that makes sense. He is already doing a wide range of therapeutic activities and yet managed to live a coherent life alongside his world domination tendencies. How do you heal someone who already feels balanced?
Your job as a therapist here is a tricky one and you're most likely going to fail. And to be honest, I think this unavoidable impending doom is entire point of the game.
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mrh
This guy looking at Hitler in 1925:
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Kionda
And as all things slightly controversial it is unavailable on steam in Germany...
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Misan tropo
Are they making the people that dont take the vacine wear yellow stars yet?
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lel memster
Someone took this song too seriously https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fsJGrx99R4
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Pejuh Crott
wow im very surprised im first here to comments
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☕️ Stephanie Bogard 🇮🇹
You deserve some champagne to celebrate this victory, sir!