Well, I can say that we've finally made it, folks. If you're anything like me, at some point you've surely sat by the fireplace--the calming fragrance of bergamot oil from the cup of Earl Grey in your right hand mingling and intertwining with a thin plume of pale bluish smoke which trickled lackadaisically off the cigar in your left hand to form a cohesive aroma that one could only define as ecstasy--while pondering life's deepest questions. You've probably questioned what humanity's crowning achievement will be. It's likely that you've wondered what will society look like when humanity reaches its peak--its climax, if you will. Enter Blowjob Simulator, humanity's magnum opus, the pinnacle of human creation--the ultimate epiphany of a species well-endowed with verbal communication, a sense of morality, and apposable thumbs--and ostensibly the most nuanced form of art to ever exist. One of the many gifts bestowed upon humanity is our imagination, and the ability to dream--a gift that has been the main penetrating force behind all of society's greatest achievements. The erection of the earliest civilizations, the invention of aqueducts and agriculture, all the way to the Industrial Revolution and the creation of the Internet--has all led us to this illustrious and unprecedented point in time. One mustn't take this title for its facial value, lest ye rue the day you had underestimated society's crown jewel. If you look adeptly beneath the surface of this monolith, you will find that Blowjob Simulator--much like a glacier in form-- goes much deeper than just the tip. Blowjob Simulator is a title so stuffed with creative juices, it's as if it's ready to explode all over your Sailor Moon body pillow, your kawaii imouto, and every other kirei onee-san and everyday bishoujo in its warpath. This title is echelons beyond any of its predecessors, even the work of Rembrandt pales in comparison to the massive stature of this masterpiece. The dev team put so much work into this project that Riley Reid might actually be able to take a vacation. Among many things, Blowjob Simulator is also highly advanced in terms of equality and inclusiveness, as this title actually has male and female lead characters. What's more, you can change the skin color of both of the protagonists--which is to be expected from such a tolerant game which is not at all demeaning to women, but I digress. It's time for us to get down to the meat of this discussion, until we reach the base of the issue at hand: this grand paradigm shift that has hung itself firmly in front of our eyes. I believe that with the release of this title comes man's ultimate responsibility: the moment of humanity's true awakening--our final form. So how will the story of mankind's eons of strife and conflict truly end? Only time will give us a definitive answer to that. However, we can be certain of one thing: that we've all but won the game of life, and now it's time to go home and relax while we wait to be elevated to a higher plane of existence. As for me, the place I call home is a small corner of an average-sized bedroom in an American middle-class house, parked in a squeaky office chair adjacent to the computer screen, lights dimmed, with a fresh install of Blowjob Simulator booted up, a bottle of Lubriderm and a box of Puffs brand tissues within arms' reach.
Wherever you call home, welcome yourself to the salty musk of utter success. Come home to Blowjob Simulator. Okaerinasai, Goshujinsama...
I personally enjoyed reading the essay, however you surely understand that among the Homo sapiens ain't nobody got time for that. So, with your permission I will provide the cliff notes for the teens who lead busy lives.
Brotaku's comment's TLDR:
We humans are gifted many things.
Blowjob Simulator hit the scene and it is a disgrace.
"Okaerinasai, Goshujinsama ... "
Important addendum: Although the TLDR above is complete and I stand by it, it's definitely not a summary since the nuance and the finesse of the original has been sacrificed in order to honor brevity. It's like trying to summarize Hamlet or War and Peace.
this game is literally just a copy and paste of a flash game that's actually way better than this but the difference is it's got different camera angles and 3d
Well I'd hate to get the type of blowjobs you're getting seeing how this game is free. There's free blowjobs then there's the blowjobs you're getting, which going by what you posted is lower than free so I'd hate to see the mouth that body is connected to, sheesh...
Uhhh... This was released on June 16? Why are all the comments from less than a day ago? Makes me feel like I'd be missing some great games because I don't see them in the list. For the record, I am not including this as a great game. lol
Lamo so basically this game consists of only one cutomisable animation on loop? Pfff and it's alomost 17$ on steam. Gotta give it to them, if someone actually buys this game then that's on them for being suckers lol.
It's good marketing if someone buys it because then they can continiue this BS with different DLC's for them to buy like the "does she/ or make her swallow compilation" along with the different colored hair DLC's The bonus money shot close up with slow mo!!! LOL!!!!! I think they can really drag this out if they wanted to.
If you're anything like me, at some point you've surely sat by the fireplace--the calming fragrance of bergamot oil from the cup of Earl Grey in your right hand mingling and intertwining with a thin plume of pale bluish smoke which trickled lackadaisically off the cigar in your left hand to form a cohesive aroma that one could only define as ecstasy--while pondering life's deepest questions.
You've probably questioned what humanity's crowning achievement will be. It's likely that you've wondered what will society look like when humanity reaches its peak--its climax, if you will.
Enter Blowjob Simulator, humanity's magnum opus, the pinnacle of human creation--the ultimate epiphany of a species well-endowed with verbal communication, a sense of morality, and apposable thumbs--and ostensibly the most nuanced form of art to ever exist.
One of the many gifts bestowed upon humanity is our imagination, and the ability to dream--a gift that has been the main penetrating force behind all of society's greatest achievements. The erection of the earliest civilizations, the invention of aqueducts and agriculture, all the way to the Industrial Revolution and the creation of the Internet--has all led us to this illustrious and unprecedented point in time.
One mustn't take this title for its facial value, lest ye rue the day you had underestimated society's crown jewel. If you look adeptly beneath the surface of this monolith, you will find that Blowjob Simulator--much like a glacier in form-- goes much deeper than just the tip.
Blowjob Simulator is a title so stuffed with creative juices, it's as if it's ready to explode all over your Sailor Moon body pillow, your kawaii imouto, and every other kirei onee-san and everyday bishoujo in its warpath. This title is echelons beyond any of its predecessors, even the work of Rembrandt pales in comparison to the massive stature of this masterpiece. The dev team put so much work into this project that Riley Reid might actually be able to take a vacation.
Among many things, Blowjob Simulator is also highly advanced in terms of equality and inclusiveness, as this title actually has male and female lead characters. What's more, you can change the skin color of both of the protagonists--which is to be expected from such a tolerant game which is not at all demeaning to women, but I digress.
It's time for us to get down to the meat of this discussion, until we reach the base of the issue at hand: this grand paradigm shift that has hung itself firmly in front of our eyes.
I believe that with the release of this title comes man's ultimate responsibility: the moment of humanity's true awakening--our final form.
So how will the story of mankind's eons of strife and conflict truly end? Only time will give us a definitive answer to that.
However, we can be certain of one thing: that we've all but won the game of life, and now it's time to go home and relax while we wait to be elevated to a higher plane of existence.
As for me, the place I call home is a small corner of an average-sized bedroom in an American middle-class house, parked in a squeaky office chair adjacent to the computer screen, lights dimmed, with a fresh install of Blowjob Simulator booted up, a bottle of Lubriderm and a box of Puffs brand tissues within arms' reach.
Wherever you call home, welcome yourself to the salty musk of utter success.
Come home to Blowjob Simulator.
Okaerinasai, Goshujinsama...
Brotaku's comment's TLDR:
Important addendum:
Although the TLDR above is complete and I stand by it, it's definitely not a summary since the nuance and the finesse of the original has been sacrificed in order to honor brevity. It's like trying to summarize Hamlet or War and Peace.
There's free blowjobs then there's the blowjobs you're getting, which going by what you posted is lower than free so I'd hate to see the mouth that body is connected to, sheesh...
D A N K curves
IGG-Games... please don't change.
Even though I'm adult, I like sometimes blowing dem bubbles when I'm alone and in good mood xd
especially in the summer.