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Dulkan
This one has crack files missing. It's possible to fix by copying the launcher and the 4 SmartSteamEmu files from any other Choice of Games book uploaded here at IGG, edit SmartSteamEmu.ini line "Target" to "Target = IfItPleaseTheCourt.exe" and it should work.
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Pluie
It works thank you so much !
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QueenWhiskey
Bless you, it works with your help
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Kat Aleksandrov
Helpful. Thanks!
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jack hyde
it didn't work to me :(
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panasane
You need to launch it from the LAUNCHER_x64.exe or the LAUNCHER.exe if you weren't already trying that or if anybody else is in this situation. Default exe don't work either way.
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panasane
this shits pretty cringe tho so you may not want to bother lol
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Dulkan
The entire "Heart's Choice" series that they are releasing is. I gave up on Dawnfall after 5 pages....
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panasane
Man, these choice of games suck so much ass 95% of the time but I keep trying them since the brain-off rpg experience sounds very appealing (yet rarely is unfortunately). I've enjoyed like 2 or 3 out of the 60 to 70 that I've downloaded lol.
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The Belmanz
the choice of dragon, samurai of hyuga and the dinosaur one was pretty good.
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necrotizer
damn, if people have fun playing this, imagine how fun an excell spreadsheet must be to them
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jack hyde
i bet you don't even know how to read your own name xD
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foofoo3344
They'd fap one out. They'll be like "oh yeah, oh yeah, YEAH! Those boxes! YEAH!!!!" and then "splurt!!!"
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Pluie
Where is the crack ??
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Some_Pilot
Here's your crack
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Pluie
Thank you I was looking everywhere
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Pablo Raho
Man i'm just here for the comments.
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Ryoga Hibiki

Yeah, nope. I'ma pass on the drama.
But hey, welcome to the few who only make themselves known whenever these games pop up, further convincing that the Choice of Games/Heart's Choice logo is the friggin Bat Signal.
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Genç Türkler
A Netflix game.... LOL
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Pepe VonPepeFroggerson
This dude churns out like fifty text-based games a year, it's actually brilliant, he writes these dreadful mediocre stories and then advertises "non binary genderfluid pronouns all options gay characters!!" for maximum profit. It reminds me so much of early Amazon Kindle ebooks where people used to crank out garbage twenty-page ebooks for 99 cents and actually made bank off them.
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Dulkan
It's actually multiple authors that write those Choice of Games or Hosted Games. There is usually the name of the writer below the title inside the game. Most of them are works in progress that can be freely played from browser, and some are approved to be sold by the company. The quality does oscilates a lot because of that, and there seems to be a company policy to give such focus on the player gender and sexuality for some reason.
But for every 10 crappy stories, there is at least one worth reading, like the ones from Paul Wang, Mike Walter, Thom Baylay or Devon Connell. They also got one from Vampire: The Masquerade and a few more predicted to come that has potential.
At any rate, the ones that I consider crappy does sell so I believe there must be a target audience for those as well.
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FLOPPA
Vampre: The Masquerade Night Road is the only Choices game that I truly enjoyed. I wish they would make another one.
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jack hyde
Tally Ho it's a pretty good game and its sequel Jolly good cakes and ale
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FLOPPA
ok, thank you
I'll check'em out while waiting for Parlament of Knives.
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Emmortlom
Vampre: The Masquerade Parliament of Knives is going to come out this summer. Also, try out Sabres and Guns of Infinity, are other of the few good books (games?) from this company
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FLOPPA
omg, seriously? new vampre the masquerade story? I'm so looking forward! :D
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Bowie
No, it makes them a trans lesbian
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Fawn Ju
no-no, she's right. straight dude with disgusting lesbian fetish. it's a shame that some people think of these sickos as lesbians.
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Aaron - Rascal
Late for the pissing contest but
Some really are like that, he has a point.There are a buck of fetishistic men for sure.
But trans woman also are a thing that can be diagnosed medically and is an actual condition by birth (not self ID cuz ''I'm uwu special'').
If intersex is a thing, don't see why trans always equates ''woke bullshit'' in a medical context.
That being said, COG games mostly are cringy and stupid with their ''genderfluid xenopronoun agender demi-sexual panromantic etcs'' retardations
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Bowie
Ummm no, fuck you. It's not a "straight dude with lesbian fetish", it's trans lesbian. Get with the times grandpa. the only sicko here is you
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Fawn Ju
no, thank you. I'm fine just like that.~
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Bowie
Hey if you want to keep having last century's mentality go for it. Just don't be surprised if you end up getting your ass beat because of your bigoted and most likely racist mentality one of these days
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CorixAsk Soki
It's not even worth it with these people they hate the change and people being happy and free but change is something unavoidable so keep being yourself because your beautiful and there's lots of people out there who support!!But sadly the gaming comunity is full of incels...
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Fawn Ju
boo-hoo. you don't sound bright enough to actually listen to your/fetishists positions. although helpless anger look good on you and other fanatics.
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Local Dead Weight
I don't understand why are people downvoting me instead of explaining what is a trans lesbian? I asked him/her a question, not ridiculed them.
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Zakita
There are questions, of which humanity will never know the answers
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Yaiza Rodríguez
The game is not cracked.
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Genç Türkler
Thanks God... :-))))
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FLOPPA
is that thing on the right male or female? :T I cannot tell....
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Play as female or nonbinary, as cis or trans.
play as lesbian, bi, and/or asexual
lmao
wait but this is supposed to be a lesbian romance, so protagonist supposse to be a biological woman and romance....I dunno, other biological women? ???? >.> what is this woke bullshit?
and please, there's no such a thing like a bisexual or asexual lesbian, c'mon.
what is this retardness?
EDIT: oh, it looks like some butthurt TROONS started to downvote me already :^)
yeah, downvote me harder troonies UwU

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panasane
Like I'm not a so called libtard bro but, are you telling me you wouldn't pound some anime trap ass bro? thats kind of an smh moment tbh
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FLOPPA
uh...no, dude.
I'm woman and I'd never have a sex with some feminine faggots in the dress and wig, who cosplay as opposite gender cuz they failed at being a man.
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panasane
taste levels: extremely low
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Anthony
Bruh. You're getting triggered way too hard over a smutty dating sim just because it doesn't pander to you specifically.
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MoistPotatoe
bruh I almost threw up in my mouth when I saw this lmao
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CorixAsk Soki
Of course there are asexual lesbians or bisexual as there are asexual straights but you are actually the butthurt here being mad because you can be more than a white cis straight man
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The Shape Of Games To Come
"there are asexual straights"
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CorixAsk Soki
Of course do you even know what asexual means?It means lacking sexual interest so you can love someone and don't wanna fuck them so why is it so hard for asexual straights to exist?Or is it that you just can only think in sex all day and you think all steraigts are the same
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Zakita
Being straight / gay / lesbian does not mean that you are obliged to have sex, so it is not because you do not want to have sex that it means that you are an evolved gender being that humanity has not yet discovered.
So your logic still doesn't make sense
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CorixAsk Soki
Wtf what do you mean with evolved gender?Asexual is a sexual orientation not a gender pls at least know what you are talking about before calling out the logic of others
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CorixAsk Soki
Can't differenciate gender from sexual orientation damn I didn't knew I was talking to a kid, go back to school
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Amanami
ohhhhh drama
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Zakita
Okay, I’m unable to differentiate gender from sexual orientation, but even so, it doesn’t change the fact that your previous logic doesn’t make sense
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Nameless Wanderer
Above your paygrade.
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FLOPPA
I don't want this idiocy even for free, thank you very much
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Sseleman
Dude, why are you so triggered? Lmao It's hilarious at this point
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Makotox Persona
well think is, even if i dont like it i just want to enjoy the story not that kind of gender shit kekw
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Daniel Echeverry
but i can´t play as a tank
1 star
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another game where i can play as the red guy
https://s3.gifyu.com/images/1f8bed6ef6cf7dc1a4fe0b2a119a4c52.gif
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FLOPPA
another game where I can plays as a.....aaaaaaaa......aaaaa...a f*ck it. -__-
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Nani The Fuck Tis that??
It's uncracked.
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Liulfr
I identify as trans lesbian. Good to know they thought of me.
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FLOPPA
so you are hetero man with extra steps? lmao
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Yyy
Does It Please the Cunt?
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Mike Dee
(x) doubt
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Dark Sorceress
haha nice
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Yo_Deadass
Bro Wtf?