Recommended hardware:

not even using that bootie as bait will save this thing

The rules of making an entertaining beat'em-up are pretty straight forward. It takes active effort to make such a snooze-fest. Kudos.

dang, i didnt even realize she's standing there. you have good eyes. i just too focus on the astronaut bring some torch.

there's something about the artstyle that is captivating but gameplay wise it's kinda bland, especially when it's compared to old street beat em up games

sorry, but i prefer Cadillacs and Dinosaurs
https://youtu.be/2k6k-xNGdkc