No one's gonna mention that she was able to breach the security of MC's apartment, dead bolt and all, without signs of brute force? I'm calling it. MC gets shanked during snu-snu by crazy tits. Won't even wait til he cooms.
"Her virginity is yours for the taking! And you don’t have to think twice about cumming inside!" Ah, good ol' VN's the way I remember 'em when they were aimed at heterosexuals. I can't wait to see how this gripping story unfolds.
You know, I was around 27 ish, when I asked a woman if she wanted a creampie... The store I worked at had hostess style pies with cream in them, thus cherry creampie, vanilla, chocolate, and maple. Delicious pies with a creamy filling, microwave heat able!!!! She paused, giggled like a schoolgirl, and asked me, "My place or hers." It took a 19 year old college girl to explain what a creampie meant in slang. Ironically, my naiveness allowed me to go to her dorm that night and see first hand what a creampie was. Proving that stupidity, or rather naiveness occasionally pays off. Thanks to a perverse society, I never looked at hostess cakes the same again.
Yeah, the exact same thing happened to me too, twice. But I was more like 19 or something. What's even crazy is when I was looking for a cheap gift for an annoying friend who's into playing music, so I went to this music instrument store and asked the hot goth chick there for a rusty trombone... imagine my surprise. Man, I wish women weren't so easy. It just takes the challenge out of the whole thing.
I would love to have a couple of beers and joints with you, as you have the same philosophizes as I do. Women are looking for something in their lives, something to make it all have a meaning. Thus it makes it quite easy to tell them what they want to hear, thus getting what we want from them. Too many slang phrases and shit. So brudda, I'll save the biggest blunt I have. And if you don't smoke, the next few pints are on me. Thanks for making a damn good point to me, keep moving forward soldier.
i like the description : Her virginity is yours for the taking, and you dont have to think twice about cumming inside Truly great words, i must follow these words as they shall lead me to glory(hole)
I'm calling it. MC gets shanked during snu-snu by crazy tits. Won't even wait til he cooms.
This is pretty much "Do it first, regret it later" aka Post-Nut Clarity
She never existed, she was just part of your madness.
https://youtu.be/ovtXCsIsHGQ?t=4
Ah, good ol' VN's the way I remember 'em when they were aimed at heterosexuals. I can't wait to see how this gripping story unfolds.
The store I worked at had hostess style pies with cream in them, thus cherry creampie, vanilla, chocolate, and maple. Delicious pies with a creamy filling, microwave heat able!!!!
She paused, giggled like a schoolgirl, and asked me, "My place or hers." It took a 19 year old college girl to explain what a creampie meant in slang.
Ironically, my naiveness allowed me to go to her dorm that night and see first hand what a creampie was. Proving that stupidity, or rather naiveness occasionally pays off.
Thanks to a perverse society, I never looked at hostess cakes the same again.
Her virginity is yours for the taking, and you dont have to think twice about cumming inside
Truly great words, i must follow these words as they shall lead me to glory(hole)
oh yeah
smeagol?