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Truck-sama
Been 5 years since I knew Flat Earth belivers was a thing. Still have never recieved an answer as to even if this was true what do you do with this information.
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Sebo
I'm having a lot of fun reading comments of people insecure with their own flimsy belief system, scared of flat Earthers much.
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moomaeh
Flat-Earthers are people that got dropped on their head to often as a baby. I wonder if it depended on the angle they hit the floor back then, if they turned into Flat-Earthers or "Essential Oils heal Cancer" retards and so on.
But sure, they are the only ones knowing the "truth" and everyone else is just blind...
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Truck-sama
That is next level sad.
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Jiminy Cataco
Can't imagine being scared of idiots
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KentDA
Or maybe its not scared, but annoyed that this "science" is being perpetrated as fact. I'll still play the game as I'm curious about how they destroy physics as we know it to make it work.
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LithiumIO
You mean like our current science that's constantly being disproven on a daily basis?
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Pinaria
Duh? That's what science is?
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LithiumIO
Really? Perhaps that's why I made the statement... captain obvious?
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Pinaria
It doesn't make any sense why you made the statement in the first place then...
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LithiumIO
Just because you don't understand, doesn't mean other people won't. People say "follow the science" but science is constantly being disproven... for example, if Earth was in fact proven to be flat, and it disproved all existing data if it being spheroid... then you'd look like a fucking imbecile for saying "follow the science", now wouldn't you?
Just remember that 99.99% of scientists agree with whoever funds them.
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Play
what in the fucking world is this shit
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zhadeOak
somehow worst than hentai
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Rin Franz
They convert Earth to a girl / woman, they'd change their minds
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Big Gamer
i heard more then one and the most apsurd stories from flat earthers...some of them have theory that if earth is spinning there would not be water flow. or this one... if the earth spins helicopter couldnt go up... or this one... we live in giant dome. that says all about people who believes in flat earth.
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LithiumIO
The funniest part is how stupid you'd look it any of it were actually true... lol
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Jakan
If that happens, it happens. But until then, you're the one looking hella stupid.
Hey, I've got a scientific question for you: Is it coincidence that about 90% of all Flat Earthers went to school in the US, the country with one of the worst educational systems among developed nations?
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Rin Franz
I wanted to lose more brain cells so I downloaded this
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Divergent Droid
Hey folks.. don't knock it.. Flat Earth got me out of Jury Duty!
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Divergent Droid
While some of the information is generally correct they get some things wrong like the Moon being lit by the Sun. That's not part of FE theory but Heliocentric theory.
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KentDA
"Correct" by flat earther science which constantly ignores science when its inconvenient. But, I'm still interesting in seeing how horribly bad the game butchers physics.
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Divergent Droid
There is No Flat Earth science, we use Real science which is validation of hypothesis by repeated experimentation as the scientific method mandates. It's the Globe that butchers physics, it has people believing you can have gas pressure next to a vacuum where equalization fails to occur to fill the available area due to entropy - that's so impossible there is a Law about it called the 2nd law of thermodynamics. Such has never been recreated in any experiment so according to science if you teach such a theory as factually true, by definition you teach pseudoscience.
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You Sheet Eaters
Go to hell.
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Divergent Droid
I've been there but only for a short time because I have accepted Jesus. Have you considered it? I cannot go back there but perhaps you still can.. you may want to do something about that. Oh wait.. Trolls don't go to Hell.. they just cease to exist. Have a nice afterlife!
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KentDA
I knew a flat earther would show up here. Listen, I've seen every single one of your scientific "answers" disproven. Everything you bring up can be countered by common sense and by people who've been dead, in some cases for over a thousand years. They proved centuries ago, with limited technology, the earth was round. Don't bother responding to me as I don't want to lose brain cells dealing with a flerfer.
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Divergent Droid
Ya know, I thought Flat Earthers were crazy too. I believed everything they taught me in school. Someone challenged me to find hard evidence for the claims of the Globe model and I found I could not. You won't have any clue what you don't know until you are honest with yourself and ask What if the Flat Earthers are right? You need to have repeatable experimentation to prove each claim or it isn't validated science. You cannot show me water that bends stuck to the outside of a spinning ball in a vacuum. you cannot show me gas next to a vacuum where equalization fails to occur due to entropy. You cannot show me the current theory of gravity a space time warping of matter and energy that has only been created in numbers on a page that bear no relation to reality. None of those things have been validated by the scientific method. They are by strict definition pseudoscience. If you could show me an experiment of any one of these things proving cause and effect, I'd stop being a Flat Earth researcher. No one has done it in 5 years because that evidence does not exist. Btw, there are Flat Earthers all around you. I know at least 10 of them that frequent this website. I'm sure you have spoken to them and not known it.
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when the comments are much better than the game itself
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Yuno死神
Bruh it's free good quality comedy (˘▾˘)
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caburé
People realize that flat earth theory is stupid by literally doing their own research.
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Nekaz
shouldn't this just be called earth simulator heh gottem
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Tomato
This is bollocks. Any thinking individual knows there's no day/night cycle. It's your eyes that get tired and can't absorb light for a period.
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caburé
I thought it was a joke. It isn't. Jeez, we need a giant meteor ASAP.
PS: I can't avoid to notice that in this "model" of earth, the southern hemisphere is stretched out. You know, like it were cut it out from a Mercator Projection. How ironic.
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Rin Franz
I mean the meteor is the real reason why the Earth's Flat right?
Definitely accurate info here
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caburé
Yep, the meteor struck and all the dinosaurs went flying like shit outta space.
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Parun
Have an open mind, lol
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The Fox Say :
Lmao, have an open mind without filtering will make you white supremacist or extremist.
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Pile Of Crap (Pile Of Crap)
there's a difference between having an open mind and believing in pseudoscience.
learn to distinguish the two.
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Luca
Relativity and elettro-magnetism, pseudoscience? ....please define what is science for you.
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caburé
I have, that doesn't mean I let any crap convince me.
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Jak Null
Oh cool, i've never seen a simulator for aggressive retardation before.
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KentDA
I'll still try it. To see how they butcher physics in action.
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Wolflog
This IS A JOKE, not cause is a "flat Earth simulator" but it doesnt show the model the flatearthers explain, it just uses the flat model the space lovers uses to joke the flatearthers. Its so a flat Earth simulator as Street Fighter is a MMA simulator.
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Drb00t
"try to explain". flat earthers are morons. on a side note: did that idiot with the kickstarter for his rocket die? the twit could have just bought a ticket on an airline and reached a higher altitude and seen the curvature.
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Parun
Probably taken out by globe heads. No one is allowed to learn the truth! Jk
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Yuno死神
Yea that fool died , and in quite a nasty way too , first time he ended up with a bunch of broken bones guess the second one ... lets say natural selection suspended his free trial of living xD
But lad don't waste ur time talking to these flat things , u can't expect someone who believes in such bollocks to change his mind nor think for himself.
As technology advances these things will die out and eventually be forgotten. :o
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Wolflog
U just forgot that it’s the technology that’s sticking the ball, when the people started to have access to technology and put scientific dogmas to the test the wet dreams of Star Wars started to dry LMAO
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Wolflog
Yes, they are morons, as how are they the people who see a intact normal car in Space and think its real uahahaha Or better, see a Earth image with California occupying 2/3 of the planet and say thats "a real photo from Space" uahahahahahahahaha
Ball lovers are a real joke uahahaha
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Divergent Droid
Good to see a proper heliocentric skeptic round these parts.
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mrk198
lmao
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Curtis Newton
oh my goood!!!!
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DoubleCheeseburger
I'm not even going to download this for free
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KentDA
I'm morbidly curious how they explain the "physics" of the world.
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Big Gamer
exactly
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☕️ Stephanie Bogard 🇮🇹
For the first time ever, I wish IGG would take a "game" down.
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Parun
Why would you want to censor this?
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GG Winz
Because I work for NASA and thousands of us including scientists have all censored the truth of flat earth for over 50 years with zero leaks and with no motivation to do so. We also work with the news and every government around the world to hide the truth. We also visit anyone that does simple tests in their backyard and mess with their equipment using advanced ranged EMP bursts. Don't spread the truth about flat earth or we'll censor you too!
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The Fox Say :
If you are a Pilot I will probably trust you, but NASA in here this cracked video games website ?? Do all flat earthers always lie? Try harder!
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KentDA
You forget that you're involved with a "secret" navy that patrols the waters to keep pesky scientists and free thinking people away. And this navy is supported and maintained by leaders from all over the world. Since every nation is apparently aware of this secret navy (worlds worst kept secret).
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DollyngusTheRetard
lmao good one
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Curtis Newton
you dont get the joke apparently
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Hentai ruined me
But then we'll miss the joy of the comment section, which is the only reason anyone really clicks on these games.
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☕️ Stephanie Bogard 🇮🇹
I admit, I came only to see the comments.
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GreyskullXII
that's true
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Cacatem1
"DEVELOPER: The Truthtellers"
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D-RektEffect
"15 Minutes of informative voice over"
Yeah I bet so
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Anugrah Yuri
waw INCRIDBLE, because lack of NASA fact prove instead explenation, to prove earth flat is hoax i believe NASA should make rocket lauch with real footage that has no editing, i mean put gopro who looking down in rocket with no editing cuts the view. because i saw rocket lauch after rocket reach the edge suddenly camera who looking down cuti it and nasa switch it to camera facing up in this part very possible NASA switch to CGI
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VGN
even if nasa uploaded all the real footage FE wouldn't believe it cause it is unedited and realtime stream
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Anugrah Yuri
i watch is proberly edited after rocket reach atsmofer suddenly camera facing downward is cuting and switched to feed facing up
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ok
man even if a person launches you to space and shows you the earth, you will still make up excuses and disprove everything. its really useless wasting time stating facts because you won't believe any of them
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Liulfr
It is He who sits above the circle of the earth, And its inhabitants are like grasshoppers, Who stretches out the heavens like a curtain, And spreads them out like a tent to dwell in.
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Divergent Droid
For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north: I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High.
Yet thou shalt be brought down to hell, to the sides of the pit !
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Yuno死神
Ah yes the peak of human retardism
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philhartmann
Since it was about 200MB I took a look. It really is just a rotating image of the flat earth map (not including, but often pointing out the infinite plane beyond the ice wall) with the sun and moon (each 32 miles in diameter) rotating around a "mysterious central point" above the surface.
There are about five or six clickable links that have a pretty good voice actor explaining that NASA and SpaceX are part of a cabal that grew from cold war propaganda in order to keep up the lie that the earth was round. That's about it. Every 10 minutes or so you get a random "hint" to who the fuck knows what. I didn't stick around for all of them, and couldn't be assed to wait.
I've never been a proponent of the flat earth theory, but while most dismiss it outright, myself included, I rarely see people appreciate the depth and imagination that went into the worldbuilding that founded it.
As a concept, a flat earth would be an excellent sci-fi fantasy setting (Discworld, while pure fantasy and absurd by design, proves this), and this whole theory, while being entirely untrue, lays a hell of a groundwork for such a setting.
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KentDA
I do have to agree, in regards to world building, from the standpoint of someone writing, they've really gone the distance in trying to make a believable universe. Except they didn't properly finish the job.
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philhartmann
Their fatal flaw was not allowing suspension of disbelief as an option. They demand the real thing and that really hurts its reputation as a concept.
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Luis David Palacios
"Simulator"
Heh, joke's on you, pal!
...On second though, this could also be like the sims, which is a real life simulator. People like it. People play it. Rednundancy there or not.
Eh, so i don't see any problem here.
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Anh Hoàng Nguyễn
Fun fact for you: alpha Ursa Minor hasn't always been the Polaris. Back in Egyptian age, the Polaris was the alpha star of Draco constellation. And if you go back further, the Polaris back then was not alpha but beta Ursa Minor.
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TroliusMaximusIII
Developed by:
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Meerkao
America is fucked either way. Should have voted Independent.
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TroliusMaximusIII
The beauty about the U. S. political system is that one does not need to vote at all -- the result is always the same, irrespective of "voting":
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Jimmy Gorilla McRustle
How anti-American of you. Shame!
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Cheesy Charll
america sucks
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and to think theres still people believing that
we all know earth its a donut
https://i.redd.it/1ngo0mv37lh21.jpg
fuck now i am hungry -_-
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Rin Franz
Unique people somewhere: Gets a boner
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jos nova
Or a Banana Shape Ha Ha
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JoTaRo
finaly now I can show the goverment officals what i mean when i say the earth is flat, by showing them an indie developers half an hour passion project!
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Armor Blanche
https://youtu.be/U9i8WVGGaC8?t=36
Christopher Colombus VS Bugs Bunny
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Oliver Black
Yeah, right.. so in their simulation, the sun never disappear behind the horizon. Talks about "every day life proof" huh.. only thing that is flat is their brain
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Yuno死神
Their brain? where? Something that does not exist cannot have a shape ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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isamarsh
If you go to any kind of height, even on a relatively tall building, the curvature of the Earth becomes self-evident. Or if you live near the ocean. Or take some photos from a high flying drone. But who cares, when you can instead believe in some allegorical book from centuries ago...
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Luis David Palacios
Yeah, stupid books!
Our senses and perception could never deceive us!
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Thomas Ly
For people who believe in "flat-earth"
could you care to explain to me how the airplane can travel around the world ? and Pacific Ocean is a joke ?
WE are not ASGARDIAN who living in Asgard.
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Anugrah Yuri
https://flatearthdeception.com/flights-prove-the-flat-earth-deception/
can you explain it? why flat earth is make sense than globe
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Anugrah Yuri
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CherryBeemeeko
The answer is actually pretty easy, money.
Lots of planes take multiple stops as to drop off different people at different places with the same plane, although there are planes that do go from South America directly to Australia.
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Anugrah Yuri
None sense
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ok
providing facebook posts that support flat earth and dismissing everything people who disagree with you say really just proves you are a moron. and oh god the grammar. just stop
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Anugrah Yuri
if all people always listen their gov or school, there may be no such thing as war and rebellion
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Anugrah Yuri
lol, I'm the rebellious type so the grammar is just for formalize for me, I just take some of it, such as how to count and read and understand the world
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thebowkid
Weird I expected a path across the southern pole. Don't any planes have a route down there to cut time from let say South America to Australia?
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caburé
No need to cut anything. Just go to the left, buddy.
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Jimmy Gorilla McRustle
If you believe those tall tales about a secret country in Antarctica and a supposed subterranean pathway beneath the planet it might explain why no commercial planes are allowed to fly over there other than military-approved aircraft, it certainly ain't because of some penguins that's for sure.
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jos nova
Flat Ass Simulator Ha Ha
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thwoe
Did my own research, First, Polaris is not a constallation, is a star, second, well, it doesnt move because its aligned with the north. If you make a circle, and rotate it by the center, and if in that center you put a dot, well, the dot wouldn't look like its moving. https://earthsky.org/brightest-stars/polaris-the-present-day-north-star
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Fairchild
your face is flat.
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Çağlar Menteşeoğlu
congratz publisher and devs... milk those suckers!!!
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Ken Billings
Learn your way to stupidity.
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Kdro
Is the game a joke or does it try to explain the way these people see the world?
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philhartmann
It didn't strike me as ironic at all. It's exclusively designed to explain some facets of this bizarre cultural phenomenon.
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Ideal
Because the way "these people" see the world is a joke i guess we can say : both sir xD
By the way this game is full of trolls, very funny.
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Itsuka Komine ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ
The irony is they didn't make flat moon
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Wolflog
But its obvius some asshole would do something like this to turn it in a joke, the ball lovers aprove
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You love balls? thats kinda gae
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Wolflog
Who love balls are the Earth globe lovers, and they love so much balls thats imagine they could not live in one make they crazy
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pacomesoual
this is actually the biggest joke i've seen yet on igg-games, made my day xDDDD
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Trismegistus
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Itsuka Komine ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ
even review section filled with sarcastic comment, and serious one got roasted