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Marco Funke
Near the end of 2020 and the dev of this crap still thinks, this is funny and original, and that "Simulator" in the name makes it extra hilarious...
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Maquabra
Dude, you don't get it.
It's baitware for incels.
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phillip martin
I think I see a simp
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Marco Funke
I'm sure I see another moron...
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wykydytron
SIMP detected, you will die virgin if you continue to be SIMP
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Marco Funke
Ah yeah... it's a game for morons which start their sentence with "... detected!".
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Thot Destroyer
It does
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Cardona
It does
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Jack Frost
whoever made this game deserves a Nobel Prize
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DoverMann
2020 best game 10/10 - IMDb
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LANDLORD KING
Can i evict chapos in this game?
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LUMBAGO
woah woah your pfp is alittle too extra
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The Jingo
what did I missed? what was his pfp? he deleted his comment so i can't see it anymore
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LUMBAGO
i actually dont remember but it must've been something real shit.
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grycda
what the absolute fuck is wrong with you
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Rozsick
you're the retard here lmao
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Misan tropo
Lmao
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SeniorTaro
Exactly, this guy gets it!
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Feltor
Here is the FULL gameplay on MAX Difficulty & Settings:
https://youtu.be/hJhB99zSOcM
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Selene
thought you were some ero guro fanatic
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Doctor Boot
simpler solution: not give a shit about some kiddie meme.
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slaysum
holy based
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Garuda
Where is ldubbbz? l dont see him in the pictures
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Garuda
Funny ting,if the chick already likes you(which is proven that decition is made almost instantly when they see/meet you),she would not give a fuck either they get gifts or not. Ad if you ask "well,how can you tell if she likes you" there are many sings you have to be aware off,one of the principal is,she will act "docile" in your presence,and by docile l mean like kind of a puppy? like that puppy face they made when they want you to pet them?its kinda hard to expalin really. But you will notice it right away with time
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Selene
props for the harasaki pfp
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Barrack Obama
You can kill twitch moderators in this game
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☕️ Stephanie Bogard 🇮🇹
oh no no don't worry, I guess I didn't phrase that right. Also, I was talking about guys I knew in the past, not now. But I'm not talking about offering gifts in exchange of sex. ha ha Just gifts to please each other, that's all. Just affectionate love touches. 😘
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nick Obregon
pov ure a normal 20 yrs woman streaming
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Cyber Nukem 3D
You play as a chad? Or can you hunt chads also?
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Ivan Erohin
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a i m a n h a k i m
I laugh way harder than I should be
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Ryoga Hibiki
And here I thought it was a game about an elite team of hackers deleting OnlyFans from existence. 0/10
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IbnBattuta
You're lost again Ryoga, you should be used to this by now.
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Ryoga Hibiki
You're so correct that it fills me with blind rage and despair... Yet another thing I'm very much accustomed to.
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☕️ Stephanie Bogard 🇮🇹
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Thot Destroyer
Its the kind of guy who would see your profile pic and name and start hitting on you and would also try to win your affection by donating copious amounts of money to your livestream, OnlyFans, etc.
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Nifft Batuff
What is a profile pic?
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☕️ Stephanie Bogard 🇮🇹
Hmmmm... But seriously, though...
Some guys are just romantic and would offer me flowers and stuff, but I wouldn't call them "simp". The only kind of guy that I hate are creepy ones who don't understand a simple "no".
But if a guy is attracted to me (and of course, I don't reject him), isn't it cute if he offers me gifts? (and of course, I'll also offer him anything to please him in return. It has to be 50/50.)
Also, I just realized that it seems that only guys use the term "simp" to talk about other guys?
Or maybe I'm just misunderstanding this whole "simp" thing... 🤔
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4TH 19TH
Love living your fantasy.
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melomelo
the problem with the term is that it's lost its meaning overtime, so now it's always used when a guy literally does anything that's associated to a girl. My cousin even told me he was called a simp just because he has a lot of girl friends (not "girlfriends").
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Garuda
Some guys are just romantic and would offer me flowers and stuff, but I wouldn't call them "simp"
Oh but they are... they are simps Lily.
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D-RektEffect
"'ll also offer him anything to please him in return"
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☕️ Stephanie Bogard 🇮🇹
That's the way I love, baby! he he
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Thot Destroyer
Looks like i have to do it to ya, don't blame me, blame yourself.
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☕️ Stephanie Bogard 🇮🇹
lol I knew you would do this 😅
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SH
well, at least the simps didn't gangraep adventurers in the first ep.
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WIDEPEEPOSAD
Stowp Fighting
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MansHotted
so theres simp slayer but no thot slayer simulator? im feeling conflicted here not because im a simp myself that is 25$ sub to pokimane even tho shes not streaming for a month since she take a break from the boyfriend propaganda rumors. damn im dissapointed in 2020 because of this .
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4TH 19TH
That shit can help organization.
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Garuda
you should try Shandere Simulator then... Trust me,it will not dissapoint you
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SSSSSSSSSSS123123
"you will hunt and battle hoards of hostile simps, thots and coomers in a variety of locations" essentially thot slaying with simp slaying and coom slaying
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LivorMortis
oh they made a game about most guys on IGG-games
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that includes you then
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LivorMortis
no I'm dead remember
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Andy Agusta Putra
At least most guys on IGG still alive and doesnt have Rigor Mortis yet
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LivorMortis
You should try it. It's a great workout
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Euin
Simps be looking like zombies tho
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mrwarmind
Well, simps are practically zombies in real life too
Limited intelligence and even more limited vocabulary
All they say is "incel, queen, im sorry"
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Cobin Siner
this dude prob got called an incel b4
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Kogie
don't really care if they called me a simp but i love Vtubers!
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Garuda
that is actually worst than simping bro...
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wykydytron
so many simps here.. hilarious
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daniel nascimento
SIMP LUL
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Lone
What kind of crap is this?
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wykydytron
its crap about you simp
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Lone
I can't be a simp with your mom on my bed
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Garuda
that is actually what l simp would say lol
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Lone
Say hi to your mom, she's right here on my lap
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Garuda
hahaah what a baby
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Lone
Yeah i think she's pregnant after yesterday
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wykydytron
yes you can, dirty simp