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Tony
this game rocks
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Gorou Hibiki
so has anyone really played this game? im curious
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Talledega Knight
Wow !!
Who needs game play when we can have a glorious adventure while watching
a rock as it transposes from one riveting scene to the next.
Personally can not wait for the devs next masterpiece,I hope he really pushes the boat out for his next classic,surely Wet Paint Simulator is a contender for the stunning programming skills of this dev.
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YourFather
Maybe that only me but this "Game" looks for me like an cryptocurrency miner. Cant analyze the code or such to proof that but it is the only game wich puts my GFX on 100%. Even Witcher 3 with 60 FPS sync or RDR2 get around 50% of my GFX power - but this shit do 100% with a static image ^^. Dunno how bad programming it must be if it is not the miner.
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Talledega Knight
Some breaking news after the magnanimous response to their ground breaking game and overall joy from the mountains of comments from the general public,the devs have announced some new DLC "Batholithic Intrusions".
The world now waits with baited breath for this stead fast realease which will set them on course for a solid foundation of content.
quote from Geologist's weekly user: "Rockmanleetz" 10/10
"I thought Quake was my pinnacle of gaming but with this I wet myself with excitement I can not wait to try out the granite based special edition DLC !!"
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Ichi_kun
I don't know why people always underestimating rocks, making them just some kind of side character in movies and games. We, the intellectuals, know that they are clearly the superior being on the entire planet.
Need some proof?
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yanikitod
I've put in over 600 hours on this game. It's mesmerizing! I want to be a rock.
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andy
this is a really solid game.
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RodRyGuest
at endgame, will it hatch into a giant monkey or something?
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Talledega Knight
Aaahhh Pigsssy !!
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petzipetzi1
Any Chance to get a nude - Patch?? - We will NUDE - Stone - Titties!!!^^ XD
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Slime ‍
This game is so incredibly diverse and every detail makes the game so much more enjoyable. Being a rock is the most relaxing thing in my life at the moment. Every day I would go outside and grab a rock and wish and wish and wish I could just be a rock for at least 1 day. It would never come true and my dreams were crushed. But now I am able to be the best looking rock there has ever been. I am able to be the rock that I was supposed to be. I belong as a rock and therefore I am rock. I will always be rock.
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Tomato
It's hard, but the game is solid.
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Mr. Barrett
and some others are Liquid?
also the skies are Gas?
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Josep Duran
What? I thought this was about living Dwayne Johnson's life!
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HarryJ
I can just look at a rock outside thank you XD
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tarek
wow 2.9 GB to download this
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BaguetteOuttaHere
How dare you mock this glorious beauty of a game. I'll have you know that you'll never see a game about rocks as good as this.
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tarek
I wonder how the Developer get the idea to create this game .
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Tony
How dare you mock this glorious beauty of a game. I'll have you know that you'll never see a game about rocks as good as this.
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Jayant
What do we have to do? Just sit and watch. Game works fine. Waste of data size.
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rocc
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heheh love all the sarcastic comments XD
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Randy Godowns
The Devs must have been stoned.....
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Alan da Cruz
the game of my life.
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Gremlin
what dreams are made of
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furio mil
gz..
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Morolo 666
GOTY !!!!
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Bryan Jones
I had kind of a rocky start but it got better and better -_-
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Dante
MASTERPIECE
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Givake
This game rocks 👌
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Karim
👌
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always first
no nudety no downlod
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matrix501
rock simulator is the best you watch the rock on a beach as time goes by, sometimes it may rest on it's side! Other times something occurs that moves the rock.... It can even rest upside down!!! wow! I got to see that after 3 hours of watching! The other day i played for 6 hours and my rock sat there and did not a thing for over 6 hours how crazy is that? When lava came and melted my rock it was the most exciting thing in the whole game! It takes a very long time for things to happen in game so If you like to sit at your window and watch snow fall or rain fall or watch your grass grow on your lawn you will love this game! They are making cloud sim next! we will get to watch clouds slowly move across the sky! How exciting is that!!!!!!............. JK!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Carzdroid
Hey mods, where is the madure tag? bcause that rock looks pretty thick ngl 😳
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frans
patrick : its okay rockie, you can rest for a while if youre tired
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rockie : ...
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Craig Murdersail
Genius.
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now we need a
paper simulator and scissors simulator
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alepiu saja
If you smelllllllllllll what The Rock Simulator is cooking. -_^
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Daniel Vartolomei
Probably one of the most anticipated games of the last years and for sure a contender for the game of the year.
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>>>>>--JW--<<<<<
IS THAT SERIOUS?
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D-RektEffect
My life is now complete, groundbreaking game, innovative, pure masterpiece,
10/10, we all know which game is the game of the decade now.
jokes aside it's the Witcher 3.
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John Doe
... unless you don't like story heavy games or rpgs or fantasy, or good games in general.
Then your fav' could be Candy Crush Saga.
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Mr. Qpad
So extraordinary storyline included.
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doctorRonZ
Naaah...fam..The Witcher 3 ain't got sh!t compared to this awesome game :-P just joking