come on

I'm gonna get suit and put in on, I'm gonna take you to a fancy dinner and be a nice guy the entire night but the moment you step into my house you will feel the pain of a lego piece piercing your feet and I will be in the back grinning as Justice has been deliverd

go read a book

another game where i can play as squidward
(god the title background looks great, what a waste -_-)

game size : um.. basically it's a text game, so... do you really need game size? ok fine, its 37.44MB

Choice of games games, i remember used to play them, the story is good with multiply ending. But, its text only, dont expect too much. also it available on android