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matrix501
I had to crap in the middle of the street! I ended up wiping my ass with a small snowball but it wasnt big enough and i got shit on the end's of my finger's! Do you See the difference between your shitty day and my shitty day? LOL!!!
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Stella_Astrum
How about... ʷᵒʳᵏ
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Tomato
Now the only game that's left to be made is a "computer gaming simulator".
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Rejuvination
you already have similar things from esports games, to computer building simulators...
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Sammy Spam
Yeah yeah. Go and play one of your "indie gems"...
*giggles
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siphon
Like many college students in America today, I've experienced homelessness, and I'm not really sure WTF the point of this game is. Are they donating the profits to house homeless young people?
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FalconXP
point of it is to be homeless. Shooting games. WORLD WAR Games do you see them donating to veterans?
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Divergent Droid
"so why would a homeless simulator, even if it sucks, allow someone to escape a reality of poverty and suffering?" - 1) Because it's Entertainment. 2) people enjoy like minded tv shows, movies and games that have situations they are familiar with, even if it's negative. Married with Children, All in the Family, I could go on ..and 3rd, if they have a PC to play games on, plus an internet connection to download the games, then they aren't that poor or that suffering.
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Sammy Spam
Bigot. Tell us more about your feelings it's fascinating :/
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Hayonik
Well, everything is "real" to a point and that includes war or as you said... hurricanes. People die or lose everything because of that, you know? Just because it hasn't happened to you or those close to you doesn't mean it isn't real as well.
But honestly, I don't really care either way. People play what they want and they should be free to choose what they want to play.
Having said all of that, this game still sucks.
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Hoax
windows defender did not like this download
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Johnny Cheng
username checks out. what he said is just a hoax
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Anon Guy #227
Windows defender ain't that good mate. Buy an actually decent antivirus software.
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Bob Oblong
buy? dude. preaching buying on a piracy site?
windows defender is great, no point talking about false positives and ya never know what age people are these days who PROBABLY havent been around forever. Fact is almost every steamcrack is using the same .DLL file and Windows Updates frequently black list them. Has NOTHING to do with you preaching buying antivirus.
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Anon Guy #227
Don't get your panties in a twist. I'm not "preaching" buying, I'm only stating that getting an antivirus software is better than relying on a crapheap like Windows Defender. And any antivirus (Especially the top rated ones last year) are better than Windows Defender (The thing that's about as reliable as Internet Explorer). And you assume that everyone who visits this site are too young to understand basic security, which is an idiotic move on your part btw.
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Mistery
At this point, now you're a fucktard. Please, stop saying SHIT on a fucking piracy site, Windows Antivirus, actually, is a good antivirus, the problem here is that you're just a fucking normie and doens't accept that the antivirus service that you use on your fucking computer has the same level of windows antivirus or even worst.
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Edward Nicusor
windows defender is bullshit.
don't trust when download from this site 100% safe.
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Sophie Chan
Want to make similar like Bum Simulator huh ?
and released it before it release, interesting..
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Pobon
well bum simulator was gonna release in march but it didn't. so thats that
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GamerJeff
Does bum simulator come with bum fighting?
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Kekashi Sekai
Funny, the Developer is Kiddy lol. This is basically a simulator of our life when things go wrong lol.
I think a homeless alien simulator would be better. But, Eventually I might try this anyways, even if it is bland.
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Hellzbellz123
well atleast we can always count on you C:\ >
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Zeny
yeah, i can see that from the game requirement. i know how it's feel.
file size : too big
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Curtis Newton
it's called indie games, and yep they just suck donkey balls
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Brandon Oxford
Not all indie games suck.. you have to remember. Often its 1-3 guys working on a game which takes a shitton of work to make. In comparison, EA has thousands at any given moment working on a major title.
Without Indie devs, big companies like EA could produce dogshit and people would have to deal with it. Competition is a good thing.
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LongDongSliver
"big companies like EA could produce dogshit and people would have to deal with it"
Exactly what's happening for the past decade or two. I couldn't agree more! I think most people pirate AAA titles and dump them a week later is because they realize just how long big corps have been ripping us off and it's a bit of a f*ck you right back. However, I find most Indie games these days provide much more entertainment than the bug infested garbage with no innovation or fresh idealism we have been accepting from AAA title developers. I could go on forever about this crap, but the truth is, I'm too lazy to keep ranting with my fingers, so to the big corps, I only have one left to rant with, just for them. ;)
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GamerJeff
EA is your friend [waves hand], Disney is a friend to children [waves hand]. We are not all here to be harvested or exploited by those that rule us [waves hand, notices he doesn't have to wave hand anymore].
Anthem was a great game produced in 9 months (gestation of a baby) even if people literally quit or lost their minds because of the sadistic slave driving female management.
The third time I bought a PC game for $60 bucks and it was a turd, I will only try it out first before I buy, it's ridiculous how gnomes like Todd and Bethesda think we are that infinitely stupid.
Astroneer is from a small team and their game is looking good, Empyrion is looking good these days, and even Outlaws of the Old West, may not have a lot of content, but it's fun to play. So I like "indie devs," because they are former AAA gaming house personnel that realized making money for the devil never helped anyone, including themselves.
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Sebastian Engman
Are you angry at war games too?
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Nabiel Faiz
Well
WHATTTTHEEFFFUCKK??!!!!
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Rika
Coz I'm sure we all wanna know what it's like.
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anatakotogasuki
the endgame of simulation 👍
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Ladislav Dlhý
there is not only one homelles simulator, but this is the worst...