This game is easily some of the weirdest shit I've ever played. First off, the opening cutscene starts off with some redneck yelling about liberals before being eaten by a shark. Then, you're suddenly dropped into a horribly optimized town square, where ragdoll sharks fly in from the sky and home in on you, using their, uh, shark powers. Did I mention that the crates and other debris also homes in on you? I couldn't stand 30fps for any longer so I had to stop playing. Feels like being in some kind of fever dream, or like, being stuck in Purgatory or some other inane trip. At one point there was a blind man calmly walking through this city block. I suppose I had to protect him? I don't know, I didn't know what was going on. I was able to jump 25 feet into the air though. Outstanding move.
Im sure CeePee never actually saw it but he just likes to comment. I hope the people who made this do a Birdemic game. That would put Duck Hunt to fucking shame!
First off, the opening cutscene starts off with some redneck yelling about liberals before being eaten by a shark.
Then, you're suddenly dropped into a horribly optimized town square, where ragdoll sharks fly in from the sky and home in on you, using their, uh, shark powers. Did I mention that the crates and other debris also homes in on you?
I couldn't stand 30fps for any longer so I had to stop playing. Feels like being in some kind of fever dream, or like, being stuck in Purgatory or some other inane trip. At one point there was a blind man calmly walking through this city block. I suppose I had to protect him? I don't know, I didn't know what was going on. I was able to jump 25 feet into the air though. Outstanding move.
I hope the people who made this do a Birdemic game. That would put Duck Hunt to fucking shame!