That's the joke. You know what feels really good? Going to the hospital and hugging all the patients right now.

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You have a few options.
attack potted plants to claim them. pots will spawn units over time! this is the fastest way to gain a following
attack flowers in flower gardens to claim those gardens. flowers heal
and help evolve units in range. they also shoot seeds at enemies that
are in range.
flowers will also grow petals over time
and become stronger with them. when a flower is fully grown it'll spawn
very strong units! the flowers grow faster when there are more units
guarding it, so consider stationing some units in a garden once in a
while.
you can either decide to run around picking up
troops and stationing them, but from time to time you'll also want to
help out in a fight. don't worry, you'll respawn at your base garden if
you get defeated, unless your base got taken over..
when helping out, you might want to use your special ability. dealing
damage will fill your special meter. once it's full use your special
ability! there are different types of specials and they can make a real
difference if used right. to get these special abilities, pick them up
at special ability plants!