Well, at least you can still be a loaf of bread with "I AM Bread", try to find some nice "tomato" to go underneath or on top of you (Either way works), spread your creamy, white, sticky "mayonnaise" all over her using your "meat" and then maybe after 9 months, a few tater tots will pop out, so that all of you can be "sandwiched" together like one big Happy-meal family (Fries are not included as threesomes rarely work)! LOL!
I can DEFINITELY see Homer pounding one or two of these things. XD
I dooooon't know if there's a real official name for this midboss, but it's been dubbed "The Luther" based off of that one episode from The Boondocks. It's rumored that it was created by singer Luther Vandross himself (which could definitely be a part of why he died). Never have I been both intrigued and terrified of food.
I remember that episode. Granddad [Freeman] said that the ailment was called the "Itis"! LOL~! I guess that it's not any weirder than Elvis Presley's obsessive craving for the fried, peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwich that his personal cook made for him! It's even called "The Elvis"! It's loaded with all that heart stopping goodness! Urrk! The recipe is online if anyone wants to try it out!
There's a fancy burger named "The Elvis Smash Burger" which might be one of the more fitting tributes (There are many) to Elvis' favorite burger. It has, guess what, "smoked" peanut butter, fried bananas and melted cheese on top of a smashed beef patty that rests on a bed of bacon, all surrounded by Brioche buns (Urrk! ... 'xcuse me, my heart skipped a beat for a second). The recipe is in the linked video. LOL! BTW - I wonder if he and his wife, Priscilla, used a mixture of slightly melted peanut butter, bacon bits (or warm bacon grease) and really ripe, almost liquefied, bananas as an intimate lube or body spread during sex in bed. Theoretically, it could work!
Thanks for your kind words, my friend! Oh, I think that the Elvis phenomenon will never end as long as he still has fans that will always remember him long after his passing. That's a part of why "Graceland" exists - To keep the memories of him alive forever ...
I dooooon't know if there's a real official name for this midboss, but it's been dubbed "The Luther" based off of that one episode from The Boondocks. It's rumored that it was created by singer Luther Vandross himself (which could definitely be a part of why he died). Never have I been both intrigued and terrified of food.
I guess that it's not any weirder than Elvis Presley's obsessive craving for the fried, peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwich that his personal cook made for him! It's even called "The Elvis"! It's loaded with all that heart stopping goodness! Urrk! The recipe is online if anyone wants to try it out!
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Well, when you're the King, you can have it your way. Juuuuust wish he went the burger route lol. >_>
There's a fancy burger named "The Elvis Smash Burger" which might be one of the more fitting tributes (There are many) to Elvis' favorite burger. It has, guess what, "smoked" peanut butter, fried bananas and melted cheese on top of a smashed beef patty that rests on a bed of bacon, all surrounded by Brioche buns (Urrk! ... 'xcuse me, my heart skipped a beat for a second). The recipe is in the linked video. LOL!
BTW - I wonder if he and his wife, Priscilla, used a mixture of slightly melted peanut butter, bacon bits (or warm bacon grease) and really ripe, almost liquefied, bananas as an intimate lube or body spread during sex in bed. Theoretically, it could work!
Also, for Elvis' creations....
Oh, I think that the Elvis phenomenon will never end as long as he still has fans that will always remember him long after his passing. That's a part of why "Graceland" exists - To keep the memories of him alive forever ...
The King is dead. Long live the King!