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poop
poop on your dog simulator
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Jayant
Simulation, Action, Casual game. Just hand simulation. Game works fine. And boring dialogue of opponent.
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Rvcklvss
Why is this not VR-capable?
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โ˜•๏ธ Stephanie Bogard ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น
Do you know that the jan-ken-pon(rock, paper, scissors) mini-game in the Japanese version of Alex Kidd The Enchanted Castle was censored in the west? Originally, the character lost its clothes.
It's kinda funny that again, Japanese simply chooses nudity, and the west chooses to actually crush all of the bones of the character by dropping a heavy weight over him, cos, you know, violence is less shocking than hentai/nudity/porn/whatever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj9p9gaUpX0
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Rvcklvss
We're not supposed to drop our clothes when playing Rock Paper Scissors?! I've been doing it wrong then :/
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Hextar Vigar
Physical proof that they're not even trying anymore.
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these simulators are getting out of control ยฌ_ยฌ
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Marine
looks like the 83's video game crash, when all games become "too easy to make" (for the 80's) and...the shit games appear even from under the rocks... so... the history repeats
for more info about....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_game_crash_of_1983
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steam needs to make another purge just like they did a few years
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Marine
steam?....all the Fu*** internet...just to be sure
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Cyber Nukem 3D
You were asking for this game...
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Cyber Nukem 3D
Just take a look at your own Comment In Rock Simulator
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it was sarcasm
but well you right
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Cyber Nukem 3D
I know
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โ–ฒDaftyโ–ฒ
Can't wait to see RNG Simulator where you have to throw a dice and hope to get the correct number between 1 and 32.
Ho wait... Blizzard made that game.
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Nightmare Slayer
Go step forward "Tabletop Simulator".
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Southern_Berserk
WTF?! Alex Kid already had this feature, and that was before f*cking dinosaurs (at least the ones from jurassic park...).
I respect and value indie developers, but:
Shitty games, shitty games everywhere.
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moomaeh
Funny thing, I also had to think of Alex Kidd.
Also find it funny how many praise indie games and shit on big budget titles, even though indie games are also 99% crap.
Or one indie developer makes something new and fun and 99 other indie developers copy the idea, bringing out crappy copies.
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Houssem
"is a classical childrenโ€™s game", wtf i got scared think about the children.
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