Hmm, I can't even play this. There's something very, very wrong with the game: it launches, but trying to open the Settings (first thing I always do) crashes it, and starting a new game leads to a screen with a smear of pixels, which I assume are the main character after being crushed into a 2D paper sheet then stretched back into being 3D, standing on a pitch black void, ebbing up and down slightly in a sort of "eldritch idle animation", and any attempt at interacting with the UI or any other element of the game causes a crash too... It's like the files for the game are corrupted or something, but then, why does it even launch in the first place? Why does the opening cutscene play without seemingly any issues? Weird.
Can't wait for the game about an extraordinary boy with an ordinary talent! "My name is Yukuhushusokonohiro, which means 'Son of the Horny Wolf-Dragon' in Fakeanese, and my special power is... juggling three oranges at a time!! Uwaaaa!!"
It's like the files for the game are corrupted or something, but then, why does it even launch in the first place? Why does the opening cutscene play without seemingly any issues? Weird.
...Does that work? Wouldn't he just be extraordinary?
"My name is Yukuhushusokonohiro, which means 'Son of the Horny Wolf-Dragon' in Fakeanese, and my special power is... juggling three oranges at a time!! Uwaaaa!!"