Btw, I don't think it's my PC that's the problem. It's obviously my PC not agreeing with whatever shitty thing with every game that is making my PC crash in the first place.

There is oddly something wrong even when a game like this crashes your PC. Honestly it's pretty stupid. I swear, it's like developers these days purposely make games completely unoptimized on purpose to make them unplayable even to some that have the specified graphics requirements. Not only is it stupid, but it's unfair. I have a god damn Nvidia Geforce 3060 ti and this game just crashed my PC. What a joke dude...