Bruh... This game... You start off as a extra thicc gorl pretty much running around Hanna-Barbera style, eating all the carrots you can find laying on the street. All the while candies, burgers, and beef with googly eyes plastered on are littered all over the place. Eat too many and she'll straight up poop right on the road like a damn nunce, creating an obstacle for you as you do infinite laps of shame. Run, slide without a sign of road rash, and experience her magnificent jumping abilities as she leaps 3 pixels high. Your goal is to get her at 40kg (around 88lbs) where the boobs vaporize and Sir-Mix-Alot weeps in the background as you turn into a flat-chested loli... which is more appealing... I guess? Is that what gets the boys to the yard; boney ass waving in the wind? Honestly, the big girl version looks hotter, but that's me. Anyway, I'm done... I am done... I'm going to play something more grounded to reality. https://howlongtobeat.com/games/The_Mystery_of_the_Druids_header.jpg
You start off as a extra thicc gorl pretty much running around Hanna-Barbera style, eating all the carrots you can find laying on the street. All the while candies, burgers, and beef with googly eyes plastered on are littered all over the place. Eat too many and she'll straight up poop right on the road like a damn nunce, creating an obstacle for you as you do infinite laps of shame. Run, slide without a sign of road rash, and experience her magnificent jumping abilities as she leaps 3 pixels high. Your goal is to get her at 40kg (around 88lbs) where the boobs vaporize and Sir-Mix-Alot weeps in the background as you turn into a flat-chested loli... which is more appealing... I guess? Is that what gets the boys to the yard; boney ass waving in the wind? Honestly, the big girl version looks hotter, but that's me.
Anyway, I'm done... I am done...
I'm going to play something more grounded to reality.
https://howlongtobeat.com/games/The_Mystery_of_the_Druids_header.jpg