Nice, a bit small, the scenes require some grinding to unlock, there is an affection bar to fill, but you can use Save Editor to change the variables and unlock them sooner. The gameplay is like Zelda, minus the exploration and the autistic grunts.
It's not a bad game (rogue-like, grinding, evading) and the H-Pictures are actually good (leaving the dicks aside, either you like them or not) but the game lags (uses WebGL) when there is a lot of monsters or in my case when I fight the King Mushroom monster, the fps drops a lot and I die. I have tried changing the gpu settings but no luck (and the game doesn't have the option to change or disable the animations that causes it: scattershot/gunpower items being the culprits most of the time). So beware because you actually need to haver a somewhat decent gpu to play this.
There are a few bugs, I don't know if it's the same for u guys but the tree god stopped working every time I try to get the 3 cards. I'm stuck at the second stage where I completed the first and second map (mushroom hell map) and the story isn't continuing.
Hot Take, Critical Thinking: Don't mind the usual drama in the comments, people. It is going on whenever a new "Precious" arrives. You can jack off to anything you want, have weirdest kinks and porn preferences(Don't include REALLY extreme ones, I'm not knowledgable enough to state that things like murder and super-hardcore gore kinks won't make someone really fucked up if they weren't already) and be perfectly fine and normal both IRL and online, until this universe dies.
[Now if you only want more pure motivational thingies about what I said skip the next 3-4 paragraphs, until you go to replies and see "HEY LOOK HERE" because it gets political. Sadly, in this age, it HAS TO go political...]
Of course, that is until you change your profile into a furry, write your "pronouns" in your twitter bio and start defending an non-existent moral standpoint. Or change your profile into a loli and start defending an non-existent moral standpoint(I have never seen this outside discord but still). Or change your profile picture into something that includes rainbow(Thank you all for ruining rainbows btw), write your pronouns in your twitter bio(and every place that is under an account of yours) and start defending somewhat legit moral standpoint, AND horrible political, social and ethical standpoints.
The real breakpoint of preferences and kinks are when the person affiliated with it starts to change their online personality, IRL ego and general values around them, THEN(yes, the first part is not that important in modern society unless it harms the person itself, which frankly put, society doesn't care a little) starts to forcefully anounce what is the equivalent of "NSFW but in Ideology" to the whole internet, where every person of age, gender, race and class see, Then try to defend that said "NSFW but in Ideology". Then influence normal, problemless(mentally of course) people [Mainly kids and teenagers] that are perfectly fine(With their preferences). And then don't stop there and start affecting politics, society and general values of ethics. When %90 percent of the population (of world, NOT america. I'm not american and I dont care that there is this big chunk of idiots protesting for dumbest things) doesn't want things like that affecting politics, society and general values of ethics. And the fact that people like these wouldn't even be able to affect a single fucking thing in life if it weren't for some dumbfucks that thinks they can get better profits when supporting no-life politics of some dumb people and their questionable ideologies makes this piece of knowledge even cursed.
So yeah, I ranted a bit really hard, and I dont know what political compass this type of rant goes in the "Far Lands of the Dumb Eagle". I'm neither an american nor white(and I'm somewhat of a gourmet myself when it comes to 2D drawings of "precious resources". Hell if I came out with just the porn I jacked off I would be one of the most "Woke" person in the internet...).
"HEY LOOK HERE" cause I might came off a little agressive while ranting...
But I'm starting to notice some people with the aforementioned preferences in porn, that don't have (and wouldn't want in future)any relation with things like "Furry Culture, LGBTQ+ Movement, Pedophiles, etc." online in some random forums, porn sites(Mostly porn sites) and social media that became insecure because of the political/ideological. I'm one of them.
And it's fine, it's really fucking fine. You don't need to be insecure because of those dumb people. After something realy bad, really extreme case against someone of their preference those people generalize it. And use that to get benefits and more publicity. They use examples of things that should be considered bad for any people with any political view and blast them off to their enemies on that damned fucking compass.I know that YOU get into a stalemate between the people against your preference in media and irl doing truly bad and immoral things, and people that share your preferences that wrongly use these to gain publicity and benefits, then influence other people.
And I know that if you did not compile all this dumb shit I wrote in your head before, you are feeling lost rn. And I know sometimes you feel pretty bad after jacking off to or having thoughts relating to those prefereces, even I'm feeling like that sometimes... I know that there are at least a person or two that read this and feels exactly like this. It doesn't matter what you are, what you think, bla bla bla... It's fine. It's totally fucking fine. You certainly can(and probably should) live without reflecting those preferences to IRL relationships, and to your personality. Those preferences don't make you do it IRL, or make you feel the same in IRL situations, or get you closer to those politics and ideologies. You can just think, jack off and/or enjoy your precious mind palace, and tell any conflicting thought about two sides fuck off. There is no problem regarding that.
And if you see something "truly bad and immoral" happens, you can think that its bad and immoral without being affiliated with some dumb fuckers that try to benefit from you.
Well, I hope all of this thinking benefits someone else other than me. I at least know there are people feeling lost about it. I dont have much to lose by saying this on internet so I might as well share it. Since at this point in time everyone has a political view anyway... (Also I dont care about some of the dumbasses mentioned before from either side getting offended. Go argue about the truth of these paragraphs, that this or these are real truths/pretty wrong bla bla bla bla bla. I will not even bother to respond. The people that will benefit from this writing will benefit from it unless moderators think its too aggressive. They passed off worse drama and fights before so I dont think they will delete an actual motivational comment(İf they excuse the too aggressive political rant of course))
Dude no kidding, I know some people on here that GO OUT OF THEIR WAY to visit every single nsfw game posted on here, just to call people smeagols or talk shit about the game and the people who enjoy it.
like, don't you people have anything better to do with your time?
Not to break your shit buddy, but I think if you manage to write two whole essays on kink and shit just because some random stranger on a Piracy website get a lil' fun with Turd of the Ring picture and joking about furries , you might in fact be insecure.
Heck at least on Twitch I can understand there is somewhat of a reach with the thousands of viewer and you might feel bad if someone make fun of this or that group (regardless if this is your actual kink or not)
But damn bro', nobody gives a fuck about what people actually think here (with all respect to the staff that upload everyday), we are a small but tight comunity, but I'm not sure anyone would actually feel bad if any of us would make fun of one of the sexual deviant game here.
And if you wrote all of this because you think it has bigger scale and society is also impacted or whatever... bro' we passed from "gay are sick" to actual acceptance and help from the governement to the transgender (in the occidental strong country at least) in less than 30 years... Nobody looking at the bigger scale should feel ashamed of their kink anymore IMO. Unless you're a narcissist that want a spotlight, or you're a pure virgin that just want to find love. (yeah... good luck if you're the 2nd category... I know how it hurt.)
When I meant dont mind the usual drama, I did not meant the obvious repeating jokes like the landmark of igg "precious" but I tried to say this for the occasional dumb comment chains and arguments where people literally name-call and harass each other. I even remember mods nuking the comment section for it once. I think people wouldn't mind the jokes that much anyway.
And yeah, I know that there won't be much people seeing it here thats why I wrote this on here, not on the comment section of nhentai or other places where this would probably meet its non-existent demand more. I do not want to deal with a fifty comment where people disagree with me for this and that and start a little war on the comment section. That would be upsetting, even if I'm anonymous.
I'm none of the below you said. The reason the amount of paragraphes are that much is because thats normally how much I write about something. I study english. Other than that, I didn't think anything negative would happen from writing it on a distant forum of internet, so I did it. It also made me blow off my steam.
Those people that really go "out of their way to be super mean" would only do it if there is something to feed on. If "you" (as in anybody offended) reply, they won't be able to answer back and be even more mean. If you don't give them attention they won't be able to go even more harder. So in a way you're feeding your own harm-tool.
I'm not really saying it's "just turn off the computer bruh" but in a way... it is. I mean I have an hard time understanding how someone can take this coment section seriously. I like the fact we're a small comunity and some people comes back over and over, but IMO it is still a coment section, not a whole forum with actual profile and our "cyber background" wrote on it, our favorite games , anime waifu etc... So while I would enter into debate from time to time because I like debating (just like right now) I won't take anything seriously more than the simple debate aspect of it.
And I'm some Hiki Neet idiot that didn't have a friend in 6 years and don't see his familly anymore, so don't think that I can't understand the idea of "this is the only place I can talk with people" , because I'm pretty much in this boat myself.
But maybe this is just me and my way of dealing with the internet since I'm on the webz since LimeWire era, so I'm kinda numb to the trolls.
At anyrate if anyone really feel bad with the arguement and "crude judgmental jokes" about those kink, take a breather and remind yourself while there is awsome people, we're still a warez website. It is not representative of the people you encounter out there. As someone said above, most people would take the game and move on and not even read the coment section.
I think the whole "precious" thing is made as a joke. We all know these games are here to stay, and we all know that people are going to make these games for various reasons (because they genuinely like them, or money, or because they can, whatever), so we know it is useless to complain about them merely existing.
The joke was never that the precious exists, it is that there seem to be some people who cannot live without it and are eagerly waiting for more precious regardless of it's quality as a game.
The gameplay is like Zelda, minus the exploration and the autistic grunts.
https://youtu.be/VXkA8CE9RB4
I have tried changing the gpu settings but no luck (and the game doesn't have the option to change or disable the animations that causes it: scattershot/gunpower items being the culprits most of the time). So beware because you actually need to haver a somewhat decent gpu to play this.
[Now if you only want more pure motivational thingies about what I said skip the next 3-4 paragraphs, until you go to replies and see "HEY LOOK HERE" because it gets political. Sadly, in this age, it HAS TO go political...]
Of course, that is until you change your profile into a furry, write your "pronouns" in your twitter bio and start defending an non-existent moral standpoint. Or change your profile into a loli and start defending an non-existent moral standpoint(I have never seen this outside discord but still). Or change your profile picture into something that includes rainbow(Thank you all for ruining rainbows btw), write your pronouns in your twitter bio(and every place that is under an account of yours) and start defending somewhat legit moral standpoint, AND horrible political, social and ethical standpoints.
The real breakpoint of preferences and kinks are when the person affiliated with it starts to change their online personality, IRL ego and general values around them, THEN(yes, the first part is not that important in modern society unless it harms the person itself, which frankly put, society doesn't care a little) starts to forcefully anounce what is the equivalent of "NSFW but in Ideology" to the whole internet, where every person of age, gender, race and class see, Then try to defend that said "NSFW but in Ideology". Then influence normal, problemless(mentally of course) people [Mainly kids and teenagers] that are perfectly fine(With their preferences). And then don't stop there and start affecting politics, society and general values of ethics. When %90 percent of the population (of world, NOT america. I'm not american and I dont care that there is this big chunk of idiots protesting for dumbest things) doesn't want things like that affecting politics, society and general values of ethics. And the fact that people like these wouldn't even be able to affect a single fucking thing in life if it weren't for some dumbfucks that thinks they can get better profits when supporting no-life politics of some dumb people and their questionable ideologies makes this piece of knowledge even cursed.
So yeah, I ranted a bit really hard, and I dont know what political compass this type of rant goes in the "Far Lands of the Dumb Eagle". I'm neither an american nor white(and I'm somewhat of a gourmet myself when it comes to 2D drawings of "precious resources". Hell if I came out with just the porn I jacked off I would be one of the most "Woke" person in the internet...).
But I'm starting to notice some people with the aforementioned preferences in porn, that don't have (and wouldn't want in future)any relation with things like "Furry Culture, LGBTQ+ Movement, Pedophiles, etc." online in some random forums, porn sites(Mostly porn sites) and social media that became insecure because of the political/ideological. I'm one of them.
And it's fine, it's really fucking fine. You don't need to be insecure because of those dumb people. After something realy bad, really extreme case against someone of their preference those people generalize it. And use that to get benefits and more publicity. They use examples of things that should be considered bad for any people with any political view and blast them off to their enemies on that damned fucking compass.I know that YOU get into a stalemate between the people against your preference in media and irl doing truly bad and immoral things, and people that share your preferences that wrongly use these to gain publicity and benefits, then influence other people.
And I know that if you did not compile all this dumb shit I wrote in your head before, you are feeling lost rn. And I know sometimes you feel pretty bad after jacking off to or having thoughts relating to those prefereces, even I'm feeling like that sometimes... I know that there are at least a person or two that read this and feels exactly like this. It doesn't matter what you are, what you think, bla bla bla... It's fine. It's totally fucking fine. You certainly can(and probably should) live without reflecting those preferences to IRL relationships, and to your personality. Those preferences don't make you do it IRL, or make you feel the same in IRL situations, or get you closer to those politics and ideologies. You can just think, jack off and/or enjoy your precious mind palace, and tell any conflicting thought about two sides fuck off. There is no problem regarding that.
And if you see something "truly bad and immoral" happens, you can think that its bad and immoral without being affiliated with some dumb fuckers that try to benefit from you.
Well, I hope all of this thinking benefits someone else other than me. I at least know there are people feeling lost about it. I dont have much to lose by saying this on internet so I might as well share it. Since at this point in time everyone has a political view anyway...
(Also I dont care about some of the dumbasses mentioned before from either side getting offended. Go argue about the truth of these paragraphs, that this or these are real truths/pretty wrong bla bla bla bla bla. I will not even bother to respond. The people that will benefit from this writing will benefit from it unless moderators think its too aggressive. They passed off worse drama and fights before so I dont think they will delete an actual motivational comment(İf they excuse the too aggressive political rant of course))
like, don't you people have anything better to do with your time?
So, don't criticise to say the truth.
Heck at least on Twitch I can understand there is somewhat of a reach with the thousands of viewer and you might feel bad if someone make fun of this or that group (regardless if this is your actual kink or not)
But damn bro', nobody gives a fuck about what people actually think here (with all respect to the staff that upload everyday), we are a small but tight comunity, but I'm not sure anyone would actually feel bad if any of us would make fun of one of the sexual deviant game here.
And if you wrote all of this because you think it has bigger scale and society is also impacted or whatever... bro' we passed from "gay are sick" to actual acceptance and help from the governement to the transgender (in the occidental strong country at least) in less than 30 years... Nobody looking at the bigger scale should feel ashamed of their kink anymore IMO.
Unless you're a narcissist that want a spotlight, or you're a pure virgin that just want to find love. (yeah... good luck if you're the 2nd category... I know how it hurt.)
And yeah, I know that there won't be much people seeing it here thats why I wrote this on here, not on the comment section of nhentai or other places where this would probably meet its non-existent demand more. I do not want to deal with a fifty comment where people disagree with me for this and that and start a little war on the comment section. That would be upsetting, even if I'm anonymous.
I'm none of the below you said. The reason the amount of paragraphes are that much is because thats normally how much I write about something. I study english. Other than that, I didn't think anything negative would happen from writing it on a distant forum of internet, so I did it. It also made me blow off my steam.
Those people that really go "out of their way to be super mean" would only do it if there is something to feed on. If "you" (as in anybody offended) reply, they won't be able to answer back and be even more mean. If you don't give them attention they won't be able to go even more harder.
So in a way you're feeding your own harm-tool.
I'm not really saying it's "just turn off the computer bruh" but in a way... it is.
I mean I have an hard time understanding how someone can take this coment section seriously.
I like the fact we're a small comunity and some people comes back over and over, but IMO it is still a coment section, not a whole forum with actual profile and our "cyber background" wrote on it, our favorite games , anime waifu etc... So while I would enter into debate from time to time because I like debating (just like right now) I won't take anything seriously more than the simple debate aspect of it.
And I'm some Hiki Neet idiot that didn't have a friend in 6 years and don't see his familly anymore, so don't think that I can't understand the idea of "this is the only place I can talk with people" , because I'm pretty much in this boat myself.
But maybe this is just me and my way of dealing with the internet since I'm on the webz since LimeWire era, so I'm kinda numb to the trolls.
At anyrate if anyone really feel bad with the arguement and "crude judgmental jokes" about those kink, take a breather and remind yourself while there is awsome people, we're still a warez website. It is not representative of the people you encounter out there.
As someone said above, most people would take the game and move on and not even read the coment section.
The joke was never that the precious exists, it is that there seem to be some people who cannot live without it and are eagerly waiting for more precious regardless of it's quality as a game.