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Tomato
"I said TURN YOUR OTHER CHEEK MOTH#@#&KER!!"
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bad ass jesus
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Hikki
Well, sadly, this game is nothing more than a meme. Still, you could play it if your free-time is not that important
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Liulfr
If he can't turn water to whiskey then what kind of Jesus is he?
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Yo_Deadass
Same energy.
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Bowie
Toki is that you?
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PRINNY X
Next title :
"KungFU Mohammed : Get BEHEADed"
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bolo
whoa careful bro, your house might get bombed by people from the religion of peace. like that french studio who made mohammed cartoon.
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Yarielist Yggdrasil
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Call ISIS army, gathering all loli and start breeding underage ...
I LOVE YOUNG TIGHT HOLE !
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fanatic: hurr durr what is this blasphemy using the name of our savior?
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Tomato
"3.And God said, “Let there be violence,” and there was violence. 4.God saw that the violence was good, and he separated the light from the darkness."
-Genesis, 1:3
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novelweapons
How am I NOT supposed to download a game called Kung Fu Jesus?! Sweet baby Jesus, please bless this game and let it not suck, so that I might better understand your holiness through playing it, amen.
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Spoofman
I like how Jesus is not widely considered to be too sacrosanct for irreverent parodies.
I can already imagine the pious die-hards seething over what they see as sacrilege.
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Liulfr
He was a fictional character created by the Romans as revenge against the Jews.
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Spoofman
Oooooh, man! I dare you to say that elsewhere, where you would get ban-hammered outright! XD
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Liulfr
You mean on some inbred churchy forum? Not my problem if most Christians are so easily butthurt.
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Niel Ivarez
That's a good question; and it's one I was curious about when I was young.
After reading lightly through history, my take is that the church really tried to push against these parodies and jokes in the past. Too hard in fact. Not just against lighthearted comedies but rather any semblance of sacrilege would be faced with very harsh and disproportionate punishment.
It peaked during the Late Middle Ages and the early Renaissance when "inquisition" was widely practiced.
However, over time as the church got weaker in terms of mainstream politics and basically secularism won in the west, church got smart enough to pick their battles wisely and to not mull over small parodies, and so the religious zealots followed suit.
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El oso del acoso sexual
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ssmash
"Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner. Watch on YouTube." Way to go Bubba.
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Niel Ivarez
"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou taught me Kung Fu."
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Niel Ivarez

Also, do you remember that epic game, "Fist of Jesus"? 😄
https://igg-games.com/fist-of-jesus-473919039-free-download.html
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beefbeef
Several choirboys do, especially if you are in the Catholic Church choir.
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Odulin
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Niel Ivarez
People suffering from photosensitive seizures and nausea should definitely play this. It will kill them instantly and free them from those seizures forever.
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Alin Vid
hahhahaha :))))