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soniiiety
i hope this game gets a remake and hope those devs can make the game more functional
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Spoofman
If the camera is tied to the player character's head all the time, including jumping, that's a sign that the developer hasn't reviewed his/her work and considered issues about motion sickness.
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Spoofman
It has that level design of no-go areas that just kills the player character if the player tries to go there.
If it is in a "git-gud" platformer, I would accept that. In any other game, this is just atrocious design.
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dude what a patience you have to play this dogshit
you deserve a medal for wasting your time showing us this garbage
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Blue Bomber
LMAO. savage. yeah. hard to control the movement, feels like controlling a feather
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simsalabim
Ah yes, John Christian, sworn enemy of Joey Demon, brother to Jenny Nun.
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Aryustailm
John and Jenny, being half-siblings, decided Leviticus 18 was much-more the word of God than Deuteronomy, insisting that all of the bible (well the specific parts they like) was the verbatim word of God.
Naturally -out of piousness and totally no other intention- and then they fucked.
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Yves Janes Kouamé
N-word WHAT?!!
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Aryustailm
If you are requesting an explanation in your exclamation:
There are several... differing opinions across the various parts of the bible regarding whom one can and cannot.... 'boink', to put it in polite terms.
For example God says your aunt (sister of a parent) is NOT okay in Leviticus, but totally legit to hit in Deuteronomy. And a half-sister by your father's side is never okay.
Likewise it is always okay to do it with your niece, while your granddaughter is NOT okay in Leviticus 18, but not banned in Leviticus 20 or Deuteronomy.
It basically comes from the various books chosen and combined during the councils of Nicea to create what would become the bible, starting in 325CE. Not all components taken from previous religions had been matched up for continuity properly, and there is also the issue of individual writers own biases or fetishes getting sometimes-ported-sometimes-scrubbed over the centuries as it was all put together.
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Itsuka Komine ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ
not even in english, miss
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Liulfr
I would rather read The Pilgrim's Progress or the Divine Comedy. This is more like a Jehovah's Witness sim.
Actually a JW sim would be more interesting as it would involve abuse tolerance represented as hit points. Your goal is to survive verbal abuse, threatened with violence, having toilet water thrown at you and more all for the sacred task of recruiting one gullible sheep to attend the meetings with you. Should you succeed in this herculean effort, you get to build a Kingdom hall without wages.
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El oso del acoso sexual
Truly a hidden gem and masterpiece. Heres some gameplay from famous hunger games actor Charles White Jr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZrhTFO9O48
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Niel Ivarez
Wow ... THIS game made it to Moist's stream? The dev must be on cloud nine!
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Niel Ivarez
The fact that the dev has chosen this picture and armor to represent his game, highlights his very very high degree of confidence in his own artistic skills!
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Spoofman
The model of his shield is the most damning. The shield looks like it's ripped straight from one of the Elder Scrolls games.
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philhartmann
Fargoth isn't taking this shit anymore.
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Niel Ivarez
Now that's just heartbreaking. Fargoth wasn't wearing green slimy goo!
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philhartmann
Fargoth lived in green slimy goo.
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Niel Ivarez
Fair enough.
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Itsuka Komine ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ
probably the best armor in game with highest stats