Its not the best lemonade on the block,
its not even made with real lemons.

But I've got a habitual business strategy,
to accuse any lemonade rivals of false crimes,
and make their lemonade too dangerous to purchase,
with systematic rooftop waterballon snipers,

...until I finally just send in NATO to kill their leaders and install a puppet regime,
to sell a rebranded version of my own fake lemonade.