"Ooh! This fish can glide in the air! Let's have it glide about for a while!" But of course, it aphyxiates while it's gliding through the air. That's probably on you - but fish gliding in the air like a paper plane would be an incredulous thing that would make one forget that the fish is fucking dying. This developer has some whackjob design philosophy here that is better off being used in some Pixar or Disney shit. For one, the fish are doing things that real fish would never do, but they still die out of water anyway. EDIT: Oh, so this is made by Bossa Studios. That fucking Bossa. No wonder. I will move along, I suppose.
What the fuck is up with that body of water at 6:10 and onwards? It's like a jelly puddle, without water flowing over the edge. What the fuck? Whoever designed the gameplay expects the player to keep physical limitations in mind, and yet there's that kind of unbelievable shit around.
I have been a professional videographer for more than 10 years, with more than 500 video montages, the vast majority of them commented on. I have worked in the video game industry for over 35 years, as a reporter, journalist, tester, content creator, administrator of gaming groups, player coach, etc. When you manage to have even half of my course, you can give me lessons. But if you are happy with the low level of video publishers mentioned above, so much the better for you. You are therefore one of the 10 people who watch these poor sequences.
Sure, you can say all that - but I am still not seeing video links from you, much less any LinkedIn or other career-listing info. Besides, if you can do all that, then why the fuck not make a video to prove your supposed skill then? It would be easy to you, if you have that much experience. You can make some new account here and there and showcase your venerable skills, if you do not want to use any of your existing assets.
Quite simply because, like I said, I am a professional. I don't need to make crappy videos of equally crappy games. I select the best games, or the most innovative, and not necessarily AAA mainstream titles. Developers (known or independent) contact me and send me private access to their game, or share activation keys with me to test their productions. I also have a written legal commitment that prevents me from revealing certain games under development. The moderators of this site are already informed of this constraint, even if it remains an advantage to test a title 2-3 years before its release. Also, I don't use the American streaming platform because the audience is too immature. Even less LinkedIn which is made for those looking for work, but do not necessarily have a profession. I'm already making a very good living, no need to advertise my videos on sites other than mine and those in my community. In addition I make video edits on games that I own, not on pirated copies. I don't want to go to jail, I'm an adult, not really the case with those who publish videos here, and who still live with their parents, and who risk almost nothing criminally. I am a collector, and I currently own more than 2000 original games for the general public, and several thousand for the independent scene, in physical or digital format, on more than 20 different media. And if you want to know more about me, here is the description that I published on all of my groups, my pages, my sites, and my voice servers: https://mega.nz/file/RbpjDSJL#mysD6O9IDC5rwFMSLn_RlSz09Nktse4sq1hjeOvfwD4
Well, thank you for all that and a link to a curriculum vitae - but I still don't see videos. Sure, you may still not want to do that, but do know that this is why the leery remark of "those who can't do, criticize" is still around despite how "immature" that would sound. (Also, spare me the bullshit about this or that specific audience not deserving of your brilliance - I have long grown past that prejudice and I can spot inflated egos when I see them.) Also, for all your talk about not wanting to get into trouble with the law, the other people who are posting videos here are risking bans on their burner accounts. At least one of them has had their burner YouTube account nuked, for one. More importantly, they put the effort into making burner accounts for this purpose - why can't you? You have the experience and skill for that.
All these channels have undergone (after deletion of the 300 edits) a re-online bringing of the old sequences, with new introductions from 2016, until 2019. Censored footage across much of the world. BigJhon unpublished: https://rutube.ru/channel/1265177/ Our French speaking channel on Rocket League. Rocket League Report Community: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvLq7TRsiSblQXiAWMIUNaw Now, for about 1 month, I have integrated the blockchain to publish my videos in order to offer all of my sequences in full format (up to several hours for the same edit), uncompressed and without any censorship. Here are all the channels, where I gradually republish my 500 videos, with a sequence every day of the week for each article of the forum, including two on Sunday, but that I put on the video network at the rate of 5 sequences per day on average in order to be ahead of my schedule of shares on my pages and groups. BigJhon IRL https://odysee.com/@BigJhonIRL:7 Gamer Passion https://odysee.com/@GamerPassion:3 Gamer Passion Live https://odysee.com/@GamerPassionLive:e I Love nVidia https://odysee.com/@ILovenVidia:5 Simu Passion https://odysee.com/@SimuPassion:f 200% Gamer https://odysee.com/@200pourCentGamer:a The Extreme Rover https://odysee.com/@LeRoutierdel'Extr%C3%AAme:2 Rocket League Report Community https://odysee.com/@RocketLeagueReportCommunity:4 And here is my new Twitch channel that I started in 2021. The Passion of the Gamer https://www.twitch.tv/lapassiondugamer From now on, you won't be able to say that I'm a myth, and that I brag about things that I didn't do. ;-) For more than 25 years, I have helped hundreds of players to progress, and dozens of developers by funding their projects and making them known to the general public, and I would continue until the life of me. takes him to the kingdom of heaven. :-) Regarding the second part of your post, I started on YouTube in 2008, and we wanted to close my channel because I did not want to be racked by Networks, with 50,000 views per video (already at the when everyone was new to this site). In 2010, I transferred my only channel (before adding others later) to Dailymotion. 6 months later, I was contacted to offer to become an Official Partner, without the slightest constraint of duration or size of video files, because I had just taken 10,000 views in a single sequence, whereas this was very rare among others. site videographers. Why would I come back to YouTube when thousands of accounts are shying away from it, predicting bankruptcy that will happen within 2 years, just like it did with Dailymotion a few years ago? On the blockchain, I no longer have any limits. :-) Regarding the criminal orders I might suffer for video posting (user number watermarked on game display for evidence, video game publishers (including a millionaire on the latest private Alpaha) would ask me more 100,000 euros in compensation for financial or even advertising damage. Do you want to take the risk? :-P Sorry for the pad, but at least you now have all the information you need about me, at least as far as gaming is concerned. ;-)
Yes, that was also a solution. But as a coach for over 10 years, I like to identify the kind of person I face. And for once, I have confirmation that he is a troll, since more response from him, while he commented 10 to 15 times a day on the whole site. At least he won't take me high anymore. I'm past the age of being walked on by teenagers. :-D
Only the alpha they did from their own little games launcher. It housed other small polished prototypes and where looking for feedback and to see what games where most promising.
But of course, it aphyxiates while it's gliding through the air.
That's probably on you - but fish gliding in the air like a paper plane would be an incredulous thing that would make one forget that the fish is fucking dying.
This developer has some whackjob design philosophy here that is better off being used in some Pixar or Disney shit. For one, the fish are doing things that real fish would never do, but they still die out of water anyway.
EDIT: Oh, so this is made by Bossa Studios. That fucking Bossa. No wonder. I will move along, I suppose.
The game seems easy, but you have to think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEmkKOquc54
Whoever designed the gameplay expects the player to keep physical limitations in mind, and yet there's that kind of unbelievable shit around.
Besides, if you can do all that, then why the fuck not make a video to prove your supposed skill then? It would be easy to you, if you have that much experience. You can make some new account here and there and showcase your venerable skills, if you do not want to use any of your existing assets.
In addition I make video edits on games that I own, not on pirated copies. I don't want to go to jail, I'm an adult, not really the case with those who publish videos here, and who still live with their parents, and who risk almost nothing criminally. I am a collector, and I currently own more than 2000 original games for the general public, and several thousand for the independent scene, in physical or digital format, on more than 20 different media.
And if you want to know more about me, here is the description that I published on all of my groups, my pages, my sites, and my voice servers: https://mega.nz/file/RbpjDSJL#mysD6O9IDC5rwFMSLn_RlSz09Nktse4sq1hjeOvfwD4
Sure, you may still not want to do that, but do know that this is why the leery remark of "those who can't do, criticize" is still around despite how "immature" that would sound. (Also, spare me the bullshit about this or that specific audience not deserving of your brilliance - I have long grown past that prejudice and I can spot inflated egos when I see them.)
Also, for all your talk about not wanting to get into trouble with the law, the other people who are posting videos here are risking bans on their burner accounts. At least one of them has had their burner YouTube account nuked, for one. More importantly, they put the effort into making burner accounts for this purpose - why can't you? You have the experience and skill for that.
Here is our community forum "players / developers" (the blog n ° 1 France of which I was administrator having closed with the disappearance of the host press of all the official magazines in 2012).
The Gamers Forum:
http://leforumdesgamers.xooit.eu/
Articles in French therefore, and new layout in progress.
My original channels for 11 years as an Official Partner:
BigJhon IRL:
http://www.dailymotion.com/bigjhonirl
Gamer Passion:
http://www.dailymotion.com/BigJhonBlogPro
Gamer Passion Live:
http://www.dailymotion.com/BigJhonGamingLive
I Love nVidia:
http://www.dailymotion.com/ilovenvidia
Simu Passion:
http://www.dailymotion.com/SimuPassion
200% Gamer:
http://www.dailymotion.com/200pour100Gamer
The Extreme Rover:
http://www.dailymotion.com/leroutierdelextreme
Censored footage across much of the world.
BigJhon unpublished: https://rutube.ru/channel/1265177/
Our French speaking channel on Rocket League.
Rocket League Report Community:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvLq7TRsiSblQXiAWMIUNaw
Now, for about 1 month, I have integrated the blockchain to publish my videos in order to offer all of my sequences in full format (up to several hours for the same edit), uncompressed and without any censorship.
Here are all the channels, where I gradually republish my 500 videos, with a sequence every day of the week for each article of the forum, including two on Sunday, but that I put on the video network at the rate of 5 sequences per day on average in order to be ahead of my schedule of shares on my pages and groups.
BigJhon IRL
https://odysee.com/@BigJhonIRL:7
Gamer Passion
https://odysee.com/@GamerPassion:3
Gamer Passion Live
https://odysee.com/@GamerPassionLive:e
I Love nVidia
https://odysee.com/@ILovenVidia:5
Simu Passion
https://odysee.com/@SimuPassion:f
200% Gamer
https://odysee.com/@200pourCentGamer:a
The Extreme Rover
https://odysee.com/@LeRoutierdel'Extr%C3%AAme:2
Rocket League Report Community
https://odysee.com/@RocketLeagueReportCommunity:4
And here is my new Twitch channel that I started in 2021.
The Passion of the Gamer
https://www.twitch.tv/lapassiondugamer
From now on, you won't be able to say that I'm a myth, and that I brag about things that I didn't do. ;-) For more than 25 years, I have helped hundreds of players to progress, and dozens of developers by funding their projects and making them known to the general public, and I would continue until the life of me. takes him to the kingdom of heaven. :-)
Regarding the second part of your post, I started on YouTube in 2008, and we wanted to close my channel because I did not want to be racked by Networks, with 50,000 views per video (already at the when everyone was new to this site). In 2010, I transferred my only channel (before adding others later) to Dailymotion. 6 months later, I was contacted to offer to become an Official Partner, without the slightest constraint of duration or size of video files, because I had just taken 10,000 views in a single sequence, whereas this was very rare among others. site videographers. Why would I come back to YouTube when thousands of accounts are shying away from it, predicting bankruptcy that will happen within 2 years, just like it did with Dailymotion a few years ago? On the blockchain, I no longer have any limits. :-)
Regarding the criminal orders I might suffer for video posting (user number watermarked on game display for evidence, video game publishers (including a millionaire on the latest private Alpaha) would ask me more 100,000 euros in compensation for financial or even advertising damage. Do you want to take the risk? :-P
Sorry for the pad, but at least you now have all the information you need about me, at least as far as gaming is concerned. ;-)
You know what you're in for.
It housed other small polished prototypes and where looking for feedback and to see what games where most promising.