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Viktor Petrović
why the f!ck! WHY WHY IS THIS GAME IN JAPANESE I DONT NOW TO READ THIS $HIT
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Eduox
maybe because the game was made by chinese developers?
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Rine Ok✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ
lol
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Win
As an ESL teacher who teaches Chinese kids this really true and sad for the most part...I can't do anything about it and it saddens me that my students get whipped by just missing a few sentences in their homework which is to me a no big deal.
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Noarin
Im teacher 2 but I teach PE in mid school hahaha greeting fellow teacher
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iTride
the black person in the background looks like an uncle that will make her niece become his own se* slave
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Alex Rango
thanks for the input leskinen
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Selene
Hot mom.
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Andrew
How can i change language to english??
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Magneto
Why would they change math? MATH IS MATH!
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Andrei Ciopartac
you mean meth right?
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steven
Ling Ling can do Home Work for 40 HOURS PER DAY and What can You DO? HUH??? Ling Ling IS BETTER THAN YOU!!!
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Punchi Games
someone watches 2 string violin
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Harmonyc
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
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Remero Russ
coding script hahahaha
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Sammy Spanks
What the fk is this shet in the thread, Spam Olympics?
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Punchi Games
haha
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Thot Destroyer
Epic meme
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Lenny
God damn moon speech!!!
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Eduardo Garcia
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
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paulogabbi
ching chong intensifies
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Lenny
Watta yu meen u wacist fook!!
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go1
No one likes you.
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Lenny
I don't like you either, so we're even right?
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AmericanWeeb
No one :
Not a single soul :
Pewdiepie : I haven't done my minecraft homework for the love of god.
9 Years Old : Time to assault you with comments :)
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mahdi
ArE yOu LoSt, ChIlD ??
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Shoaib
Blyat, this game is not in english or russian.
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FLOPPA
are u Russian?
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Shoaib
Nah, i'm actually Kurdish, But I have been in russia when I was a kid, So I learned some of russian language. :D
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Soyeon is a cutiepie
what's a kurdish? are you a bozgor?
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Shoaib
What? i'm not a bozgor, I'm from kurdistan, it's located in north iraq.
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Remero Russ
rare species
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Soyeon is a cutiepie
oh, nice
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FLOPPA
oh, I see. That's interesing. :)
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Kurohana Yuuki
i remember the time i get 5 in math quiz.... my mother whip me for that ...... haha.. ha.. ha..
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TinchoX
Haha poor bastard, my father would hit me with his belt!!
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AmenoDorime123
poor souls... i dont know what its like to get lower than 80 in any class.
and you can do it too. WITH SOME RETRIBUTION!!!!!!!!
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oh plz kid really
you probably never tasted one surely dont have balls to talk with girls
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ironic how this little shit dont want to read and he also do huge sermons
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says mr.sermons
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Sans (Jamil_S)
you were close but still so far my friend XD
but truth be told i would want to get raped by my uncle in my childhood more than live the hell i had to go throe as the naive and stupid little brat i was. People used me and after they were done playing with me they just left :( why do i use sans as my prof pic? because just loved similarity's in me and him so why not really?
but zac let me ask do you know ANYTHING about the real world? ANYTHING how smallest of things can chance human personality to a WHOLE NEW DIMENSION!!! How anger and insult are born from anger to oneself or at the events that has happend to you? tell me how many years have you live under wings of a family that tries to keep up the old when everything is becoming new? Have you EVER loved someone so much that when they left you you were ready to kill someone? and the simplest answer is no because if you knew what we human are as a species you wouldn't be that god damn stupid that you would start talking shit about someone.
so brother think first before you act because even something so unimportant as a flap of a wing can chance the outcome.
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dont bother with this kid
hes just another of the many little shits who hate their life and hide in mommy basement
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Sans (Jamil_S)
I know atleast i tried -_- its just sad how many of this entitle little worms are in the internet
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well at least hes gone for good
probably hes destroying his room ragequitting for being banned xD
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Non anime profile pic attacker
I wasn't the one who pulled the politics card and tries to run away while yelling retardation like Eric Cartman.
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시연
this game is relatable
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Sans (Jamil_S)
or you are just an idiot zac -_- i try to say this all so you understand
Father that is not in your life can be more bad than father that is in your life but is alcoholic
people with father growup differently than people without one you see
and as an psychology student i can say you are either a kid that thinks he/she is better than others or you have been hurted by bully or family and you try to get security from calling people idiots and names.
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Concerned Citizen
I thought they reuploaded the version with engilsh, but no english here.
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Lenny
Sad face.
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Non anime profile pic attacker
lol assuming I'm a leftist. "Social progression is pretty much inherently western" this is all I needed to see to know I've been dealing with an alt right loser after all. Added with your hyper aggression and your unwillingness to show me proof just so you're under the delusion that your biases are somehow valid. How about you crawl back to /pol/ and go back to talking about gasing jews then gasing yourself for real?
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Adam
And you are making the site A wonderful and pleasent place. I can see that.
Very positive and informative comments, Just what we wanna see.
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Non anime profile pic attacker
You didn't even answer my question and simplu resorted to playing dumb while being proud about it. How utterly pathetic.
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Adam
He's got an "anime profile pic", So normally you shouldn't attack him, No?
Edit: Unless i didn't get the meaning of your name correctly. xD
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Non anime profile pic attacker
I can still attack him by virtue of him being unapologetically retarded.
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Adam
From the looks of it, Neither of you's about to apologise to the other, So how about you kids beat it huh?
And I'll give you candies..
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JorgeC
Nobody said it (and I never said the opposite), I put a bait to lure somebody that is being abused (a lot of kids are abused in this way) in the premise of "I am free and I do whatever I want to" because it is the same to say "your father don't care, so it is the origin of his/her freedom!".
For example, Homer Simpsons is considered a good father, he is alcoholic, idiot, lazy, violent but he is a present father, unlikely other people that lack of a father figure.
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Sans (Jamil_S)
I think you have the right idea J
Sadly this world is so full of people who are missing father figure or people who didnt have any rules ;__;
but i have to know where is that duck from? i swear i have seen it somewhere but am not sure where
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Asd Asd
This is like... my dream come true. I always said "You know what? I want a game to simulate how is homework like for the average asian student"
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And here comes the semantics and logical fallacies argument that you just pulled out of wikipedia and wannabe mind reader at that. I could ask the same to you. What are your sources to back up that most every Asian society is a collectivist society? From some internet meme forum or your Westernized Asian friends? Just because the stereotypes are ingrained into the mainstream, doesn't mean they're necessarily correct. You are just one of the many victims of it.
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Some_Pilot
"Asian Life Simulator 2019"
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Sun
Relatability 100
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I'm just debunking your laughable generalization. It's as bad as assuming all Westerners are individualists who don't follow trends.
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Non anime profile pic attacker
You've never lived in an Arab country before. I can tell.
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WhatzEver
First of all, Islamophobic and Chinaphobic are defined by their context not whether they real words or not. Secondly, I didn't even say anything intimidating you at all, at which part of my comments do you see me personally attacking you by saying that you are a "fucktards" or "brainless" because of me myself disagreeing with you, if anything you are the jerk here. Finally, if you actually have a brain and is a civilized person, you can disagree with me countering my comments with fact not making a comment dedicated just to insult me. Also my comments are not baseless and it is actually true facts with relevant source material if you actually look for it.
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WhatzEver
Except that modern China society is far different than the China in the 50s. Seriously, a lot of people on the Internet nowadays are either Islamphobic or Chinaphobic because of the specific part of Islam and China does something "evil", every country have their own darker side of history or even nowadays.
Also modern China is probably the furthest thing that you would call communist or even similar North Korea as modern China is probably the most capitalistic thinking country, everything is extremely competitive there and there is always someone better than you or the person that you think is a prodigy. If you have came across China an saw a street filled with car part selling store, the people there are so competitive to earn more customer to the point where thy use bicycle to transport car part, yes even large ones like bumper and windscreen due to the heavy traffic in China. Or if you visited the Jeju Island in South Korea, you will noticed that majority of the property there is brought by a lot of rich Chinese people in China(I bet the local felt frustrated), how does this even remotely sound like a "communist" country at all with all the element I mentioned above.
The only thing I see people criticized about China that is actually correct is autocracy, which isn't as bad as the Internet made it out to be and for a country with extremely large population, autocracy is the best way to reduce the amount of chaos it would have been caused by differ opinion even though autocracy is kinda sucks. For reference, you can look at India which also has a large population, but every time there is a election going on, there is always someone getting hurt or killed because of their difference in opinion during a protesting events and do note that this is a conflict between civilian and civilian for the most part not civilian and government
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▲Dafty▲
Not for now
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It's amazing how racism towards Asians is fair game when doing the same to Blacks would get you a banning.
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Supplice
why did you have to make this political ?
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Kurohana Yuuki
nonono if you growing up in asian family its actualy relateable...
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▲Dafty▲
The whole coment thread was hilarously stupid actually, it was not only amazing (in a bad way) to see how from a simple game of homework people managed to discuss suicide rate, but also how wrong half of the coment are.
Clearly a reddit-post look alike in its finest.
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So are you saying Turks and Arabs are collectivist? Because they're in Asia too.
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Nope, South Koreans (and Russians and Lithuanians) kill themselves more than Japanese.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate
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アリフ・司
Suicide got nothing to do with dictatorship. It's just a life problem issue that cause by mental state problem. Even in American got higher suicide rate, go check on Google if you don't believe me. Yes English is my third languages and Japanese is my second languages.
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アリフ・司
I don't know why my comments got delete. I don't think it's racist issues anyway.
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Noarin
most realistic game ever
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Neko chan
Except Chinese, it's so true.
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Yume Haru
There're videos on Youtube to test if you would be able to do homework or exams of elementary or middle school kids. Kidda hillarious to see how much we suck as adults lol
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☕️ Stephanie Bogard 🇮🇹
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FLOPPA
lmaooo
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FLOPPA
If you gave a wrong answer or spend too much time on a puzzle, your parents will come to taunting you.
wow
whan an a**hole, toxic parents. That's child abuse. .__.

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The Potato
this turns to political forum pretty quick
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Sun
Every Asian can relate to this x'D
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LioN
Thats China. Sadly but true.
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JorgeC
Strict parents = child abuse.
Absent parenthood = not child abuse. (tips: no, it is child abuse)
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FLOPPA
EDIT: deleted my previous comment cuz it was quite stupid and insensitive.
I'm sorry.
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アリフ・司
Not Japan and south Korea, okay. I wish UN can help Hong Kong gain independent from China because I see the Hong Kong citizens really suffer enough after their democracy has been filthy by China.
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FLOPPA
yes, you are right.
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Ryetz
You just assume all Asians are like that?
Your mindset must represent how uneducated your kind are.
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▲Dafty▲
If you gave a wrong answer or spend too much time on a puzzle, your parents will come to taunting you
"Yo bro' at your age me and your motha' used to do this in 10min , you suck kid, wish you weren't mine bruh '
Damn seriously tho' I was expecting a translation error and they intended to mean "help you" "give you tips" but looking at the top picture, it could actualy be an accurate translation Lmao
Thanks for the Up, worth to watch I guess , as long as it's playable.
Doesn't seem to be possible to change in English tho' , maybe in one of the files , but I don't know which one. So if someone know, and are whiling to share (:
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Caio Pontes
Chinks should all be nuked tbh.
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SO bLaNd
calm the fuck down
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Ichi_kun
well, I just ate a lot of them, but I'm still asian tho...
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Ichi_kun
chicken nuggets I mean, not the other kinda nuggs..
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matrix501
Dirty dirty mind! LOL!!!!! so funny!
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Beanie
Whats the other type of nuggs >_>?
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SO bLaNd
was gonna ask that.
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☕️ Stephanie Bogard 🇮🇹
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☕️ Stephanie Bogard 🇮🇹
No need to be triggered that hard.
This guy often writes comments which shouldn't be taken seriously.
I highly doubt he's racist.
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JorgeC
I can and you can too.

  • Watch anime
  • Eat Maru-chan and Pocky.
  • Buy Samsung and LG products.
    /s
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▲Dafty▲
THank bro' but when it come to phone I will stick up with Honor ;p
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☕️ Stephanie Bogard 🇮🇹
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Tomato
Finally! Now i can do someone else's homework without being bullied into doing so.
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Sara
wait
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Nazir Lynch
Thank you C:>, Very cool!
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Arang
LOL. Then dont play the ching chongs game.
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just4m just4u
is it in English ?
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matrix501
As the game states you have to do chinese primary school homework! So i hope you been keeping up with your chinese now do your homework! LOL!!!!
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Tyrant
Don't worry, kid. Just grow into a revolutionary leader and kill millions of teachers later on.
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アリフ・司
You mean to nuke them? Or throw them into piranha tank?
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小日和
Thank YOU IGG !!
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Ichi_kun
14 yo students