Played the itch,io demo cause I have an extensive morbid curiosity ....aaaaaannnnd the sales pitch is an omen of what's to come.
It's a top-down game that will initially give you Hotline Miami vibes if the MC decided to take a leisurely stroll to the local Aldi's, makin' a beeline to the bakery section. Clearly you're here to steal cause you definitely don't have room for a wallet (or room for breathing) with that outfit you have on. And since there will be clapping of... everything... cause you're indeed dummy thicc, you'll be alerting the guards, detection devices, and the neighbors a state away - all to bring caloric goodies to your SCP girlfriend. Hope you have a feeding fetish, cause.....damn... >_>;;
I wouldn't play it, let alone spending 10 minutes of your time downloading and installing it. Watch a small video of someone playing it in sheer terror instead; cause you know how the old saying goes: "Misery loves company." <3
lol, god bless reviewers on IGG doing their damndest but cure curiosity~ why don't you download games that you actually like? I don't play third person shooters, not my cup o tea, but I can respect people who play gears of war 2 or destiny and review the titles out of love, not hate.
I never understood the "hate watch"/"hate play" mentality. I won't watch the new witcher, I won't buy Borderlands 4 because I don't like those titles, but I know people who feel just like me, who will just buy it because "any entertainment is good entertainment -- lo at other people playing it?"
It's just how I roll sometimes. Anything I've had my experience about, I'mma tell it in the most comical way I can. XD TBH, I got interested cause of the artwork is very appealing (I have a certain type, okay? 😣) Played it in hopes for more, but it didn't move me. Soooo, for those who want a head's up, I got em. Reviews can be useful.
Buuut to keep on with the topic, schadenfreude is a thing. Every public freakout, every Nascar wreck compilation, every r/pettyrevenge post. Sometimes it's kinda fun hatin' just as long as it doesn't get too serious or personal.
It's a top-down game that will initially give you Hotline Miami vibes if the MC decided to take a leisurely stroll to the local Aldi's, makin' a beeline to the bakery section. Clearly you're here to steal cause you definitely don't have room for a wallet (or room for breathing) with that outfit you have on. And since there will be clapping of... everything... cause you're indeed dummy thicc, you'll be alerting the guards, detection devices, and the neighbors a state away - all to bring caloric goodies to your SCP girlfriend. Hope you have a feeding fetish, cause.....damn... >_>;;
I wouldn't play it, let alone spending 10 minutes of your time downloading and installing it. Watch a small video of someone playing it in sheer terror instead; cause you know how the old saying goes: "Misery loves company." <3
I never understood the "hate watch"/"hate play" mentality.
I won't watch the new witcher, I won't buy Borderlands 4 because I don't like those titles, but I know people who feel just like me, who will just buy it because "any entertainment is good entertainment -- lo at other people playing it?"
Buuut to keep on with the topic, schadenfreude is a thing. Every public freakout, every Nascar wreck compilation, every r/pettyrevenge post. Sometimes it's kinda fun hatin' just as long as it doesn't get too serious or personal.
https://www.virustotal.com/gui/file/b4004336a10394e3fc410b49eb4ee78ffa9849d000e3cdae6ead3285683d2ac2/behavior
You can also ask the developer about that, I just uploaded the version purchased from them.