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Brotaku
Well, I can say that we've finally made it, folks.
If you're anything like me, at some point you've surely sat by the fireplace--the calming fragrance of bergamot oil from the cup of Earl Grey in your right hand mingling and intertwining with a thin plume of pale bluish smoke which trickled lackadaisically off the cigar in your left hand to form a cohesive aroma that one could only define as ecstasy--while pondering life's deepest questions.
You've probably questioned what humanity's crowning achievement will be. It's likely that you've wondered what will society look like when humanity reaches its peak--its climax, if you will.
Enter Blowjob Simulator, humanity's magnum opus, the pinnacle of human creation--the ultimate epiphany of a species well-endowed with verbal communication, a sense of morality, and apposable thumbs--and ostensibly the most nuanced form of art to ever exist.
One of the many gifts bestowed upon humanity is our imagination, and the ability to dream--a gift that has been the main penetrating force behind all of society's greatest achievements. The erection of the earliest civilizations, the invention of aqueducts and agriculture, all the way to the Industrial Revolution and the creation of the Internet--has all led us to this illustrious and unprecedented point in time.
One mustn't take this title for its facial value, lest ye rue the day you had underestimated society's crown jewel. If you look adeptly beneath the surface of this monolith, you will find that Blowjob Simulator--much like a glacier in form-- goes much deeper than just the tip.
Blowjob Simulator is a title so stuffed with creative juices, it's as if it's ready to explode all over your Sailor Moon body pillow, your kawaii imouto, and every other kirei onee-san and everyday bishoujo in its warpath. This title is echelons beyond any of its predecessors, even the work of Rembrandt pales in comparison to the massive stature of this masterpiece. The dev team put so much work into this project that Riley Reid might actually be able to take a vacation.
Among many things, Blowjob Simulator is also highly advanced in terms of equality and inclusiveness, as this title actually has male and female lead characters. What's more, you can change the skin color of both of the protagonists--which is to be expected from such a tolerant game which is not at all demeaning to women, but I digress.
It's time for us to get down to the meat of this discussion, until we reach the base of the issue at hand: this grand paradigm shift that has hung itself firmly in front of our eyes.
I believe that with the release of this title comes man's ultimate responsibility: the moment of humanity's true awakening--our final form.
So how will the story of mankind's eons of strife and conflict truly end? Only time will give us a definitive answer to that.
However, we can be certain of one thing: that we've all but won the game of life, and now it's time to go home and relax while we wait to be elevated to a higher plane of existence.
As for me, the place I call home is a small corner of an average-sized bedroom in an American middle-class house, parked in a squeaky office chair adjacent to the computer screen, lights dimmed, with a fresh install of Blowjob Simulator booted up, a bottle of Lubriderm and a box of Puffs brand tissues within arms' reach.

Wherever you call home, welcome yourself to the salty musk of utter success.
Come home to Blowjob Simulator.
Okaerinasai, Goshujinsama...
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Niel Ivarez
I personally enjoyed reading the essay, however you surely understand that among the Homo sapiens ain't nobody got time for that. So, with your permission I will provide the cliff notes for the teens who lead busy lives.

Brotaku's comment's TLDR:

  • We humans are gifted many things.
  • Blowjob Simulator hit the scene and it is a disgrace.
  • "Okaerinasai, Goshujinsama ... "

    Important addendum:
    Although the TLDR above is complete and I stand by it, it's definitely not a summary since the nuance and the finesse of the original has been sacrificed in order to honor brevity. It's like trying to summarize Hamlet or War and Peace.
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Justin downloadin
This is one of the best posts ive ever read. If you write a book i want to buy it.
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stillnotusingmyactualemail
this game is literally just a copy and paste of a flash game that's actually way better than this but the difference is it's got different camera angles and 3d
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JaymeSplendid✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ
So, a blowjob sim would just be masturbation, right?
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Ryan Thody Firmansyah
real blowjob cost less than this game
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JaymeSplendid✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ
Well I'd hate to get the type of blowjobs you're getting seeing how this game is free.
There's free blowjobs then there's the blowjobs you're getting, which going by what you posted is lower than free so I'd hate to see the mouth that body is connected to, sheesh...
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Akata Ryuuga
I don't think there's anything left for me to say, beside "It's time to upgrade your life friends spec".
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Nathan Joshua
bruh
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Anugrah Yuri
Is The Grapich real peopel or Is Unreal Engine? knda confusing me
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Contradict
Uhhh... This was released on June 16? Why are all the comments from less than a day ago? Makes me feel like I'd be missing some great games because I don't see them in the list. For the record, I am not including this as a great game. lol
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Katsuragi Keima
Everyday, we stray further away from God..
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JaymeSplendid✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ
Did you know piracy is considered stealing and stealing makes young baby Jesus cry.
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Katsuragi Keima
Yes.
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Akata Ryuuga
Everyday, God stray further away from us. It's sad somehow/way
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Katsuragi Keima
Big oof
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MMM.Co
Lamo so basically this game consists of only one cutomisable animation on loop? Pfff and it's alomost 17$ on steam. Gotta give it to them, if someone actually buys this game then that's on them for being suckers lol.
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imnotusingmyactualfuckingemailforigg
literally a much better variation of this already exists
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matrix501
It's good marketing if someone buys it because then they can continiue this BS with different DLC's for them to buy like the "does she/ or make her swallow compilation" along with the different colored hair DLC's The bonus money shot close up with slow mo!!! LOL!!!!! I think they can really drag this out if they wanted to.
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MMM.Co
9,75$ DLC to shoot your load on her face + 4$ for it to get in her eye for extra realism.
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Adam
Daaaamn, This uses a lot of ram
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Contradict
pun intended
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Undercipher
I require assistance
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Contradict
If you actually downloaded and installed this game, then yes, you sure as hell need some help...
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MMM.Co
Can't you read bro? You're too hung to play this game lmao.
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Contradict
I think I already know the other error message you're getting when you play it.
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☕️ Stephanie Bogard 🇮🇹
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Undercipher
I-
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rexicedragon
16 G ram for Game HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAH WHY jjajajaajajja
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Wez
Do people find this arousing? LOL
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Brotaku
Hell no, she's got 1 too many spatial dimensions for my liking. 2D waifus got them
D A N K curves
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Wez
Maybe it's time to have a 2.5D waifu
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Yo_Deadass
The game be like.
IGG-Games... please don't change.
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Niel Ivarez
Thor and the family approve of your message:
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☕️ Stephanie Bogard 🇮🇹
This is from Thor's sextape
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FLOPPA
I didn't even know that hamsters like bananas, lol
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☕️ Stephanie Bogard 🇮🇹
Hamsters like a lot of things.
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Akata Ryuuga
But a giant Djungarian hamster... is still cute.
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Korkee
I had to see the comment section for this "game" and it did not disappoint.
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Brotaku
This made me laugh 8.36x harder than I should have
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Niel Ivarez
Man, that hamster's going hard!
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Phuoc Loc Tran
May I gently raise a question? WHO TF REQUESTED THIS GAME???
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☕️ Stephanie Bogard 🇮🇹
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FLOPPA
are you f*****g kidding me....
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Niel Ivarez
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Phuoc Loc Tran
This should really be the game content instead of d!cks. I love bubbles.
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Brotaku
The SFW version lmao
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FLOPPA
me too
Even though I'm adult, I like sometimes blowing dem bubbles when I'm alone and in good mood xd
especially in the summer.
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john goldberg
IGG-Games gets better every day!