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Bub in the Tub ☑️ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ
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L'Homme Éveillé
is this your best punchline? like, you really think i waited in front of this this comment during 10 months? also you don't seem to understand what my original reply means.
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L'Homme Éveillé
do you have a life? cause it doesn't seem like since you left a comment.
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Jet-black Wings
Juuuust... passing by, hehe.
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Jonathan
"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE?" - Saitama 2017
It's "what the fuck are you even doing here" buddy.
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Gunseeker
i click single but nothing happens please help me
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_ “DoVaHk!In!” _
I click on single but nothing,pls help
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dun3r
nope 100% hetero/ not asexual aswell
(read below)
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chrisboba8
dunno , been doing it my whole life
maybe is not as hard as triyng to look smart at a joke
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Aiden Lautt
he just knows how to sell
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Victoria Smith
hmmm realistic physics....
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Nameless Wanderer
If I want to see them, I'd make a call, but I can see Skyrim getting a remake.
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Meerkao
Bloody boobs indeed. At least they aren't really lying or fooling anyone on where their main selling point is.
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Marco Funke
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Env
Memes everywhere.
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dun3r
then i will paint you a lolipop looking like real.. go lick it ;)
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omnigod
Butt Why?
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Emearlson
Im a simple man.... I see boobs, i download game
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Jonathan
i agree
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Triple_Octopus
lol
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Neo
What the eff
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George Stergiadis
You said it!
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George Stergiadis
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KentDA
George ... I don't think I could have said it any better! Though I have to wonder if perhaps this goes beyond facepalm category and perhaps into head desk level of bad.
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KnowingEyes
This game is a "two for". It satisfies the urge to play a video game... and it also satisfies other urges... [fap, fap, fap]
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chrisboba8
playing with one hand sure is hard
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Vincent Chandra
they should make a boob simulator than dead by daylight style
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GuyInDogSuit
I wouldn't even play this for free.
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KnowingEyes
Ironic since it's here for free and you are commenting on a freely given away game.
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GuyInDogSuit
Meaning I won't play it regardless.
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Meerkao
If that suits your ego tastes I guess.
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GuyInDogSuit
Gonna start yet another pointless fight over this?
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KnowingEyes
...and yet you're here still commenting about something you allegedly won't play. Why even bother? I'm sure the world is better off knowing you won't play it - yet you clicked on the game's page and started whining about it...
... because, well, you know, boobs.
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GuyInDogSuit
And yet you're still here, slinging petty insults. Because, you know, idiocy.
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KnowingEyes
And yet, I'm here for the game. I DL'ed it, played it for a few hours and am satisfied. YOU are the one here bitching about a game you ostensibly will not play but still "care" enough to make a comment. YOU are the one trying to make some kind of an argument justifying your position - all on the basis of not playing a game but still clicking on said page of the game. YOU are the one forgetting that though IGG makes a buck on ads++, they still have provided the service to you, free of charge, and yet, you still find time in your busy bitching schedule to complain about this game.
Petty insults win the day - for you cannot handle that, maybe you need to get off the Internet instead of getting off on it.
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GuyInDogSuit
Get off your high horse and kindly fuck off. Idiot. Enjoy your stupid porn game.
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KnowingEyes
That's all you can muster as a retort? Pretty pathetic.
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GuyInDogSuit
You're still trying to argue with me? Pathetic.
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KnowingEyes
3 day response time? Pathetic. Just like your girlfriend/your hand complains: he takes too long to do anything of consequence.
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DKS CAST
Replacing the word apparently with "ostensibly" does not make you sound smart, it also isn't the correct use of the word, also your argument is a bit shit, the chances are he came here to express his opinions about the fact that such a game exists, he is only stating his opinion and you're trying to prevent him from doing so. You are what people like to call, a cunt.
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Einstein
You know someone called Spellunker a “cunt” when he was trying to help him nicely cause he did’nt even know how to open an ISO image. So Spellunker told him he will break every bone in his body if he called him that again. And they banned Spellunker for life. If u call somebody in my country a cunt, u going to be beaten up very badly for sure as hell.. Its not very nice calling one a cunt.
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KnowingEyes
Amen.
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KnowingEyes
Ostensibly is perfectly fine - as it's used as a synonym for allegedly. He stated he wouldn't play the game but we don't know that for sure. Pray tell, how is that not the "correct use" of it again? Crack open a dictionary, son.
My argument is perfectly valid. Commenting about how a game is shit can be done anywhere else. His whopping seven word soliloquy was so eloquent, I simply had to post a witty repartee. Also, there was nary a "thank you" given in his post - since AGAIN - they perform this service for you for free. Lastly, empirical sentiment from others shows my arguments to be more persuasive since, you know, more upvotes and all.
If ANYONE is going to critique sentence structure along with grammar: Run-on sentence ("between "smart" and "it") and poor comma usage between ("shit" and "chances" as a semicolon or colon would be preferable between standalone clauses).
Sounds like your argument is the "smelly" one: both shitty and "cunty". Bend over and take your prize.
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DKS CAST
Look mate, it's clear you spend a lot of time thinking up that paragraph and perfecting it but I am going to make a few assumptions from the attitude you have shown in this comments thread.
The desperate attempt to sound smart and sophisticated in a comment section filled with memes tells me that you're rather underappreciated by the people around you, whether that be at home, school or work. Couple that with the fact that you played this game and were satisfied and it makes it really clear that you don't get a lot of action from real girls.
Of course these are only assumptions and there is nothing I can do, or anything you can do to disprove them. If you reply to this just be aware that I will no longer waste time arguing with a keyboard warrior and I will not even take the time to read you replies. Have a nice evening.
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KingDongle
I will read your comment and I think you are cool and im very satisfied with the product i frequently jack off to it. ALSO DICK CAST is probably a weembaboo
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KnowingEyes
Oh, I do? Maybe rereading before posting is more common than your purported action. I know - hard to believe with ADD/ADHD and all afflicting the populace - but some of us actually give a rat's ass about how we present ourselves to the world. You're getting there! [resounding pat on the back]
Here's something for you, "mate": I don't need your dime store psychiatry since it's about as good as a prize from a cereal box - unless, of course, if you have some alphabet soup behind your name. Your comment is prone to be dissected because, YOU are here comment on said "game with boobs" so you aren't ranking too high on the "holier than thou" list, ya know. At least I admitted that I play this game - yet you and dickless the clown (OP) just dump verbal diarrhea in the given thread.
From the bottom of my broken heart, thank you for notifying me that you won't reply. Again, this means instead of some back-and-forth, you prefer to stick your fingers in your ear. Maturity at its finest.
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FineIChangedMyPoorChoice
I made this bs account just to say both of your guys' shit gave me cancer. Luckily, I'll be able to jack it away with the help of this game
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KnowingEyes
It's pretty ironic. You used cunt in your username, and yet, you're going to jack to this game due to your lack thereof. Maybe your brain and dick have cancer due to your poor name choice and your lack of procurement of a female.
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FineIChangedMyPoorChoice
how sad, i wasted time to check on this and you either gave up or haven't gotten to it yet
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KnowingEyes
Not sure why you're replying unless you wanted people to know you now have a different username.
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FineIChangedMyPoorChoice
not people, just person. and either way, just wanted to bring you back to this page again and again so you can be reminded you started a pointless argument over someone commenting that they weren't going to play a game. :)
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KnowingEyes
"People" since more than just myself and you can gaze about this literary genius.
Yep, as long as you start the BS, I'll be here to finish it. Just recall that YOU started this "pointless thread".
Nice 6 day response time.
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FineIChangedMyPoorChoice
  1. still "person" since my intended audience was solely you
  2. nothing on the second section other than i guess i'll just have to keep saying stupid shit to keep you replying
  3. i apologize that i don't care about this enough to check it every day, I'll change that if you though want bb ;)
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KnowingEyes
Love that 7 day response time.
It doesn't matter what you think your intended audience is - you're "composing" this for everyone to see... or didn't you know that's how Disqus works?
Case closed: "I'll just have to keep saying stupid shit...".
That's right. It's how you're motivated to keep coming back here. It's akin to how you approach everything in life: limp, responses, limp retorts, limp... oh... say... pelvic unit. Checks out!
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FineIChangedMyPoorChoice
It's also pretty ironic that I didn't even download this game xD
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FineIChangedMyPoorChoice
I'll be back to check on you bb ;)
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Aiden Lautt
amen brother
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tezhar ardhana
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TheGintama6
*fapping
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Dimitrisgr98
GOTY
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dun3r
i almost dont feel excited by real ones so why would i by this?
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Numinex
Are you dead inside?
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dun3r
nope .. they are just normal body part i see everyday why should i be dead inside? (and no im not female)
grow up mentaly?
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Numinex
Sorry. I guess I am too young to see your point here.
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Send in the Killer Clowns
Boobs context is much hotter than boobs by themselves.
For example, a woman getting nude can be meh but foreplay, hell yes!
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G0rn
I see boobs, I upvote...
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Gustavo
( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
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TheGintama6
*insert 'look at those boobs" pic' *..oh wait
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Karsh
Well, I guess that's one way to attract a certain, rather large, type of customers...
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dun3r
you mean ~21 and under boys? maybe.. the second part will definitly like the real one over that pixel nothing
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otkrr
rlly
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dun3r
i bet they arent realistic but mmo like ones .. overdone
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Seadragon
Can we make this into VR and I can see how realistic the but and boob physics are. Lol 😋
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Gustavo
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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KnowingEyes
Description: "tasty body" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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bruce wayne
lol